Is Tim Howard now the most stupid looking footballer in the game?

[goldstone]

What has happened? Has he joined the Taleban? Used to be an normal looking guy. What the hell happened?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

 

[Luke93]

No-shavember? Or are you oblivious to charitable events?

 

[goldstone]

No-shavember? Or are you oblivious to charitable events?

I thought it was Movember not Pakistani-style beard-vember? Anyway, there's no way he can have grown that monstrosity in three and a half weeks. If it is indeed for charity I hope he gets rid of it very very soon, or, being American, he will be thrown in Guantanimo.

 

[Frutos]

I thought it was Movember not Pakistani-style beard-vember?.

Americans do "No Shave November" rather than "Movember".

 

[Finchley Seagull]

I thought it was Movember not Pakistani-style beard-vember? Anyway, there's no way he can have grown that monstrosity in three and a half weeks. If it is indeed for charity I hope he gets rid of it very very soon, or, being American, he will be thrown in Guantanimo.

No doubt you're going to accuse me of being politically correct and over sensitive but this seems a really unnecessary thread and pretty offensive.

 

[Albion Dan]

I love Tim Howards beard. Class bit of facial hair that!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Good bit of facial hair that, top work. Plus if he was going for a more muslimesque look it would be minus the tache.

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

No doubt you're going to accuse me of being politically correct and over sensitive but this seems a really unnecessary thread and pretty offensive.

Indeed you are. Offensive my hairy arse.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I thought it was Movember not Pakistani-style beard-vember? Anyway, there's no way he can have grown that monstrosity in three and a half weeks. If it is indeed for charity I hope he gets rid of it very very soon, or, being American, he will be thrown in Guantanimo.

For all we know he could be one of those blokes who normally has to shave 3 times a day to avoid looking like Jonathon Statham and has being doing so since he was 12.

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

For all we know he could be one of those blokes who normally has to shave 3 times a day to avoid looking like Jonathon Statham and has being doing so since he was 12.

Jonathon who?

 

[joeinbrighton]

Maybe he's planning on doing something similar to Wayne Rooney when he had his hair transplant, except that instead of transplanting hair from the back of his neck to the top of his head, Tim Howard's going to get his from his chin.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Jonathon who?

typo should be Jason

 

[Mellotron]

What on EARTH are you on about? Tim Howard's beard is SUPERB.

Try Maraoane Chamakh if you want a stupid looking footballer.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Hasn't Tim Howard had that beard for the last year or so anyway?

Don't see what's so silly about a beard, and an impressive one at that.

 

[The Large One]

Pognophobe.

 

[goldstone]

Hasn't Tim Howard had that beard for the last year or so anyway?

Don't see what's so silly about a beard, and an impressive one at that.

Nothing is silly about a normal beard, but that stupid, ugly thing under Howard's chin is a joke. Presume he hangs around the Liverpool mosques in his spare time? Would fit right in.

 

[Mellotron]

Nothing is silly about a normal beard, but that stupid, ugly thing under Howard's chin is a joke. Presume he hangs around the Liverpool mosques in his spare time? Would fit right in.

Why do you keep making negative references towards Muslims? Seems very sinister.

 

[Finchley Seagull]

Indeed you are. Offensive my hairy arse.

Yeah, I'm sure you're right. It's a compliment to suggest someone may have joined the Taliban and should be sent to Guantanamo Bay because of their beard. My mistake.

 

[The Wookiee]

Looks like somebody from the game Guess Who !