Has any poster been in prison?

[e77]

Played Basketball against Lewes prison a couple of times.

 

[spring hall convert]

Went on a trip to Wormwood Scrubs for a day. Does that count?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Yeah, me.

I was sent to prison by a military court for a crime I didn't commit. I promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade with my falsely co-accused to the East Sussex underground. Today, still wanted by the government we survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find us...maybe you can hire The bhA-Team.(apologies if touting for business goes against NSC rules)

 

[jakarta]

Just remembered I was in High Down as well as Wormwood Scrubs.

Neither of them were very nice, although the latter was worse.

Are you expecting to go inside in the near future?

 

[daveinprague]

Mate of mine scaled the walls of Portsmouth Detention quarters, and had a crap on the ground once he was in there...unfortunately, his ID card fell out of his back pocket, and was found next to the turd...

 

[W.C.]

It's all colour TVs and playstations now isn't it? That's what I read anyway.

 

[happypig]

Visits to Lewes and Feltham YOI.
Quite surprised to see TVs and PlayStation's.

 

[rool]

Mate of mine scaled the walls of Portsmouth Detention quarters, and had a crap on the ground once he was in there...unfortunately, his ID card fell out of his back pocket, and was found next to the turd...

Can he account for his whereabouts on the evening of May 13 2013?

 

[skipper734]

I believe Glasfryn has spent a lot of time in Prison. He probably doesn't like to talk about it.

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

Had an interview/assessments to work in one once. Seemed quite a sombre place, but then it would really.

 

[Wozza]

This poster has been to prison...

 

[daveinprague]

My first day in Lewes...Was wearing my 'new' clothes.....a shirt too big...trousers too big...underwear, and socks too small...felt pretty uncomfortable...went for a crap to find the crapper was not enclosed...just a wall around it with your head sticking above the wall.....sitting there, trying to keep my overlarge trousers off the very wet floor...people coming in for a piss TALKING to me ffs... was thinking it couldnt get worse, when a pigeon came in the open window near the roof...turned its arse around, and crapped all down the back of the shirt I had to wear for the next few days...
Found it interesting that people had different coloured trousers as well...brown (civil case) like mine...blue for crims...and blue with yellow stripes for escapees...was staggered by the amount of yellow stripes in there.

 

[drew]

Been in Lewes a few times. Very unfair. Their volleyball team weren't allowed to play away games!!!!

 

[Nibble]

My first day in Lewes...Was wearing my 'new' clothes.....a shirt too big...trousers too big...underwear, and socks too small...felt pretty uncomfortable...went for a crap to find the crapper was not enclosed...just a wall around it with your head sticking above the wall.....sitting there, trying to keep my overlarge trousers off the very wet floor...people coming in for a piss TALKING to me ffs... was thinking it couldnt get worse, when a pigeon came in the open window near the roof...turned its arse around, and crapped all down the back of the shirt I had to wear for the next few days...
Found it interesting that people had different coloured trousers as well...brown (civil case) like mine...blue for crims...and blue with yellow stripes for escapees...was staggered by the amount of yellow stripes in there.

Dude, that's harsh. They just don't have the budget for guard uniforms anymore.

Seriously, that is a very depressing event.

 

[supaseagull]

not yet I haven't...

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Has any poster ever been to bed with a lady?

and not had to pay money.

 

[Nibble]

and not had to pay money.

I once paid 50p for a squizz at Molly Flannagan's minge at youth club. Count?

 

[dougdeep]

I've been in Wandsworth & Lewes a couple of times.

I'll match that and raise you High Down, Brixton, Holloway, Swaleside and Elmley.

 

[daveinprague]

Dude, that's harsh. They just don't have the budget for guard uniforms anymore.

Seriously, that is a very depressing event.

Was only 3 months, and I think its fairly easy for anybody who has been in the services, but no plans to repeat it.

 

[Nibble]

Was only 3 months, and I think its fairly easy for anybody who has been in the services, but no plans to repeat it.

Went to military boarding school but doesn't compare I would imagine. For a sentence lasting years I think what would kill me is knowing life going on outside without me.