Anyone want my season ticket? I'm on the way to Mars!

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essbee

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If you left pre-season, you might be back for the playoffs...so don't be too hasty there.
 










surrey jim

surrey jim

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the Mars One mission will cost $6 billion
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Im no expert here but surley it is going to cost more than that to send people to live sucessfully on another planet. Wembley cost 790M GBP, the figure they quote is only 5x that.
 








Bevendean Hillbilly

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Why would I go all the way to mars to hang around with people I don't know in a place with no atmosphere? I have the Amex for that.
 


Westdene Seagull

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The arse end of Hangleton






Bevendean Hillbilly

Bevendean Hillbilly

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Westdene Seagull said:
Have they said what happens if you get there and find it's uninhabitable ? Do they just press the destruct button and blow up your ship ?
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I don't need to go there to know I don't want to live there. It's a freezing wasteland with un breathable air and no vegetation or nightlife to speak of.

Like Croydon.
 




symyjym

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The thought of not being able to scratch or rub an itch on my face or any part of my body because of having to wear a space helmet and suit, sounds like a nightmare.

I'm not saying that I am always itching, but when the option of scratching is taken away from you, it makes you itch just thinking about it.
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

Bevendean Hillbilly

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symyjym said:
The thought of not being able to scratch or rub an itch on my face or any part of my body because of having to wear a space helmet and suit, sounds like a nightmare.

I'm not saying that I am always itching, but when the option of scratching is taken away from you, it makes you itch just thinking about it.
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Farting poses a problem as well.

Not that I'm always farting.




Actually, yes I am.
 


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essbee

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Apparently, NASA have given considerable thought to the tickling/itch issue.

Everyone will be given Ken Dodd tickling sticks.
 


wolfie

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Anyone want my season ticket? I'm on the way to Mars!

I thought this was going to be one of those annoying threads where you ask if anyone else has been there and what are the best places to visit !
ie "Look at me, I'm an attention seeker"
 


clippedgull

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wolfie said:
Anyone want my season ticket? I'm on the way to Mars!

I thought this was going to be one of those annoying threads where you ask if anyone else has been there and what are the best places to visit !
ie "Look at me, I'm an attention seeker"
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:lol:

Well if you have any travel advice please let me know!
 




Bevendean Hillbilly

Bevendean Hillbilly

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wolfie said:
Anyone want my season ticket? I'm on the way to Mars!

I thought this was going to be one of those annoying threads where you ask if anyone else has been there and what are the best places to visit !
ie "Look at me, I'm an attention seeker"
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I was going to go and had nearly finished 10 years of elite NASA training but HB&B posted on here that he went there on his gap year and it was shit so I believed him,jacked space school in,and decided to go to Clacton instead.
 




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