My poor wife

[nwgull]

Was your missis handling them like the bloke on this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQbH3fyGerE

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Glad to see I wasn't the only one confused by the 'because she works in a school' bit......... if she was paying attention I'd have thought she'd have left it well alone or realised they have to bite through things in the wild much tougher than garden gloves. Best wishes to all involved though, human, canine and reptilian xx

 

[Lush]

I thought adders only existed so you could never tick the last box in this.

 

[Matrix10]

Beware of all snakes, venomous or not. I have a friend who has a villa near Denia in Spain and the was an old boy that used to have a small holding backing on to the villa complex. Last time I was out there, there was no sign of him and the small holding was overgrown. When I returned home I asked my friend what had happened to him and apparently he had been bitten by a non venomous snake, but blood poisoning from the bite killed him.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

I seem to remember that the rat in the kitchen that UB40 referred to was more alluding to a person (wife or girlfriend I presume) who was bad mouthing the vocalist around town and suchlike. Furthermore, said vocalists method for dealing with this "rat" was "i'm gonna fix that rat, that's what i'm gonna do" without getting in to any further specifics.

Suffice to say, real rat or not, I for one am not going to take any concrete lessons from Ali Campbell and his mob on how to deal with a rat in my kitchen. Or the dining room. Or for that matter a snake in the front room.

I feel I should make it clear that the rat in my dining room that I clobbered with a shovel was NOT my wife, but was indeed a little furry thing with a long tail - or actually quite a big furry thing with a long tail.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Smash its head in!

 

[edna krabappel]

Maybe the dog brought it in?

I remember our cat catching a couple of snakes in his time. I'm sure it would have been equally as much sport to a dog.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

How's the snake?

 

[KingstonSeagull]

How's the snake?

It went out and celebrated it's triumph... Apparently it was legless!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

It well and truly 'ad 'er.

Hope she's doing ok Dave.

 

[Seagull27]

A surprise new candidate for NSC's World's Hardest Creature 2014?

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Really? Do they get a lot of snakes in our schools?

They could make a sequel - Snakes In A School - someone ring Samuel L Jackson now!

Wait a minute, after watching snakes on a plane I rented the cheap british sequel, wasp in a car.....terrifying

 

[Seagull Steve]

I hope Mrs W is ok after her ordeal.

 

[Publius Ovidius]

She is back home now, feeling very washed out and tired. If the swelling gets worse we have to go back in...seemly they do an operation to open the would up and wash the infection out....eeeek.

The bit about working at a school is she is one of those weirdos who have no fear of reptiles of insects...she picks up bloody great spiders etc... And so when people bring them in to show and tell at school she is normally asked to handle the creatures.

Thanks for your good wishes I have passed them on..but she is fast asleep now whilst I am watching the cricket.

Btw some brilliant posts in this thread,,.especially the steveo ones.

Cheers guys

Btw her friends son came around and managed to get the snake into a recycling box and released it on the downs behind the house.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Glad to hear that she is on the mend. That is very unusual to have an Adder in the house.

Saw 2 snakes in the garden yesterday - they are supposed to be inactive at this time of year. It is unseasonably warm, the blossom trees are out and the grass is shooting again - all at least 2 months early. All rather odd.

 

[jevs]

This 5 foot beast was having a quiet slither through Preston park last year. Apparently it was a Texan rat snake.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Someone put lost snake posters up all over my road last year... I kept thinking it was in my bed...

 

[Paskman]

A month ago a friend of mine, who is the curator at a well known local zoo, showed me a abscess on her arm and said that it had been caused by a spider bite. When I made the assumption that it was one from the zoo, she said no she was bitten whilst clearing her garden shed. It was a spider native to the UK, you have been warned! I have seen the type of spider responsible, it's fangs are designed to puncture wildlife, so our skin is no protection!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

When I was growing up, the rumour mill spouted that adders had a big letter A on their forehead The one pic of one on this thread shows a sort of upsidedown V, so a plausible theory

Glad to hear the lady is recovering

 

[Kumquat]

I feel I should make it clear that the rat in my dining room that I clobbered with a shovel was NOT my wife, but was indeed a little furry thing with a long tail - or actually quite a big furry thing with a long tail.

I quite understand and wasn't alluding that you may be referring to your wife. In fact your description suggests it might be my girlfriend. Was the rat crying?