What will Upson bring to the team?

[chucky1973]

A good looking wife to add to the already good looking wags we have.

 

[Medwayseagull]

Nah, none of that vacuous shite. His long-term squeeze is Ellie Darby, who's an athlete.

I thought it was Eileen Derbyshire from Corrie !

 

[Box of Frogs]

We have signed the winner of the Matt Prior lookalike competition.

 

[piersa]

A better partner for Dunk to learn off, will make Dunk even better.

I agree with you Kev. I think Dunk will be very good. Especially if he plays for HMP Wandsworth FC while paying his debt to society.

 

[piersa]

Upsy Matty here I come,
I'm the only Upsy One,
I'm the only Matty too,
Ipsy Upsy Matty do!

(With apologies to viewers of 'In The Night Garden')

excellent

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

He looks EXACTLY like a mate of mine, even his wide eyed look. It's uncanny.

 

[glasfryn]

experience

oodles of this and maybe a few goals

 

[Rugrat]

The ability to impersonate?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Albion's best centre-half since Steve Foster (30 years ago).

 

[fleet]

Having two England internationals in our back 4 - With AEA that is 3 internationals and a right back with Champions League experience. Not too shabby.

 

[fleet]

Would be handy if he could organise them to not get too deep and not to give goals away in injury time.

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

Why is he not still playing in the premier league?

 

[BHAOHM]

Experience and quality.

 

[Marxo]

Better defending at corners.

 

[BensGrandad]

Better aerial defence and a greater presence when attacking our corners pus hopefully more organisation to stop us panicking in the last few minutes. If he can bring the presence that Guy Butters and Simon Morgan did then he will be a winner..

 

[Hamilton]

Better and faster distribution out of defence.

 

[StillHateBellotti]

Upsy Matty here I come,
I'm the only Upsy One,
I'm the only Matty too,
Ipsy Upsy Matty do!

(With apologies to viewers of 'In The Night Garden')

I love the sodding night garden, that is really catchy all be it f***ing childish.....................

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Another player who has a surname beginning with U.

 

[Westdene Wonder]

He could not hold down a place in a club that plays a very defensive and physical style and its going to be a while until he is match fit but could well be useful if as expected one of our central defenders is red carded.

 

[Sompting_Seagull]

The ability to impersonate?

More like he's masquerading as Jake from Scissor Sisters:




(Worst google search for images EVER!)