Puncheon just went to the loo?

[16bha]

I've never seen a player have to leave the field to go for a shit during the game!

now all singing "he shits when he wants, he shits when he wants, Jason Puncheon, he shits when he wants" brilliant!

 

[Springal]

That chant was wicked after too !

Gary Lineker did once did he not.... except he did not leave the pitch

 

[Deleted member 2719]

Always part of my prematch routine, although i had some people say that i had shit on the pitch.....................or something similar.

 

[Stevie Boy]

That chant was wicked after too !

Gary Lineker did once did he not.... except he did not leave the pitch

thats correct, against Republic of Ireland in the '90 world cup, he had bad guts

 

[saafend_seagull]

thats correct, against Republic of Ireland in the '90 world cup, he had bad guts

Indeed. Remember him talking about it on TV.

YouTube

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Indeed. Remember him talking about it on TV.

YouTube

That's vile, I imagine they tried to avoid that area of the pitch like we do when we play football in the park and there's a dog shit on the pitch.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

I've never seen a player have to leave the field to go for a shit during the game!

now all singing "he shits when he wants, he shits when he wants, Jason Puncheon, he shits when he wants" brilliant!

A certain Brighton player....great player but had IBS ....At Withdean....John Piercy

 

[Black Rod]

Barthez had a piss on the pitch once, did he not? Not in the same league admittedly

 

[patchamalbion]

Jens Lehman once had a piss over the advertising board during a champions league game.....

 

[Barrel of Fun]

A certain Brighton player....great player but had IBS ....At Withdean....John Piercy

It was colitis, wasn't it?

 

[T soprano]

Puncheon is well posh actually using a toilet
Paula Radcliffe just shits & pisses while she's still running , that women has no shame

 

[Frutos]

It was colitis, wasn't it?

No, it was definitely John Piercy.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Frank Sinclair relieved himself during a Chelsea match thinking no-one would ever know because it was raining hard. Unfortunately he told Eddie Newton, who then revealed it in a Q&A in a programme.

 

[16bha]

No, it was definitely John Piercy.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

No, it was definitely John Piercy.

Wonderful! A triumph. A hole on one, even.

 

[KJP]

I remember Damascus Beasley during World Cup in 02 or 06 pissing on the sidelines just as the camera went over to him warming up

 

[The Buttery Biscuit Base]

I remember Damascus Beasley during World Cup in 02 or 06 pissing on the sidelines just as the camera went over to him warming up

But Syria have never been to a world cup?

 

[supaseagull]

But Syria have never been to a world cup?

Don't worry... I'll get your coat for you.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

A well known West Indian cricketer from a few years back never used to bother leaving the field for a pee. He would wait for the fall of a wicket, then pretend he was doing some stretching exercises, lying on his side. Two or three teammates would make a shield and hey presto...job done.

 

[Badger]

A well known West Indian cricketer from a few years back never used to bother leaving the field for a pee. He would wait for the fall of a wicket, then pretend he was doing some stretching exercises, lying on his side. Two or three teammates would make a shield and hey presto...job done.

I assume this was quite a long time ago, he'd be waiting ages to go these days.