My ex's creepy grandfather (family all lived in Bolton) used to slap her rather large sisters thighs and go "Eeee, fetch us a barm, we could get a couple a butties outta them wobblers eh?" My ex always looked horrified but then piss ourselve laughing.
I was telling a story at work about an ex colleague getting the sack for setting off the fire alarms by "Genieing up a box of matches"
I was laughed at and told that phrase hasn't been used since 1987
Edit:- incidentally the the ex colleague in question was called Bobak who went on to be in 90's boyband Another Level
How about 'Top Banana' never did understand that one.
also 'ropey' 'sketchy' 'spanner' 'div' 'mong' 'fudge packer' 'bandit' 'lop pot' 'gimp' 'mellon' 'mustard' to name but a few, were all part of being a teenager in the 90s!
Back when i was at school the top insult was mo, as in he's a mo, you mo etc. Not sure where that came from. Also we used Jimmy Hill and chinny rub for when accussing someone of talking bollocks. The most un pc insult was to take you arm out of your jumper, touch your shoulder and put the sleeve back on so your elbow poked out of the end, stick your tongue under your bottom lip and while waving your elbow stub at the person to be insulted and yell "Joey, Joey" in the best "retard" voice you could manage. Christ we were horrible little bastards.