6-a-side football, Tuesday nights, North Greenwich

[Commander]

Players wanted for a new team. Ideally a striker! Reasonable standard. Kick offs from 7pm - 8.30pm. Pm me if you're interested. Must be capable of consuming vast quantities of alcohol after matches.

 

[Commander]

Surely somebody must be interested in playing football with me?

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

Too far away!

 

[Return of the Rev]

Surely somebody must be interested in playing football with me?