***2013 Worlds Hardest Creature Competition- Round 1, Group B***

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Round 1, Group B

  • Box Jellyfish

    Votes: 1 1.1%
  • Cone Snail

    Votes: 3 3.3%
  • Hippo

    Votes: 21 22.8%
  • Orca

    Votes: 7 7.6%
  • Colossal Squid

    Votes: 6 6.5%
  • Tiger Fish

    Votes: 6 6.5%
  • Great White Shark

    Votes: 10 10.9%
  • Pistol Shrimp

    Votes: 2 2.2%
  • Immortal Jellyfish

    Votes: 5 5.4%
  • Polar Bear

    Votes: 31 33.7%

  • Total voters
    92
  • Poll closed .






TSB

Captain Hindsight
Jul 7, 2003
17,666
Lansdowne Place, Hove
Aside from being pulled out onto dry land (essentially impossible, since it has neither a backbone nor anything else to grab onto) the Immortal Jelly cannot be killed. It's fricking immortal. The Polar Bear is already through - vote IMMORTAL JELLY
 


Dec 29, 2011
8,265
The immortal jelly fish isn't hard at all. It's called immortal because it makes itself young again, a very misleading name to the amateurs among us. The Great White is an absolute beast, hunts alone and does what the f*** he wants, if he saw a polar bear swimming in the water he wouldn't think, "SHIT, a polar bear!", he'd think, "LUNCH HAS ARRIVED!". Vote Great White.
 


Dec 29, 2011
8,265
Aside from being pulled out onto dry land (essentially impossible, since it has neither a backbone nor anything else to grab onto) the Immortal Jelly cannot be killed. It's fricking immortal. The Polar Bear is already through - vote IMMORTAL JELLY

It can be killed, if it couldn't be killed why aren't our oceans just stuffed with them? Lots of things eat them, they're only called immortal because if they (somehow) make it to old age, they start to regenerate into a baby version of itself and just start all over again.
 


TSB

Captain Hindsight
Jul 7, 2003
17,666
Lansdowne Place, Hove
It can be killed, if it couldn't be killed why aren't our oceans just stuffed with them? Lots of things eat them, they're only called immortal because if they (somehow) make it to old age, they start to regenerate into a baby version of itself and just start all over again.

'Immortal' jellyfish swarming across the world - Telegraph
'Dr Maria Miglietta of the Smithsonian Tropical Marine Institute said: "We are looking at a worldwide silent invasion."
The jellyfish are originally from the Caribbean but have spread all over the world.'

Try again.
 






Giraffe

VERY part time moderator
Helpful Moderator
NSC Patron
Aug 8, 2005
27,803
I have voted for the polar bear, because I like snow.
 


Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
33,059
Brighton
I don't want Orca or GWS through. Fed up of them. Boring.
 




Tyrone Biggums

Well-known member
Jun 25, 2006
13,498
Geelong, Australia
The immortal jelly fish isn't hard at all. It's called immortal because it makes itself young again, a very misleading name to the amateurs among us. The Great White is an absolute beast, hunts alone and does what the f*** he wants, if he saw a polar bear swimming in the water he wouldn't think, "SHIT, a polar bear!", he'd think, "LUNCH HAS ARRIVED!". Vote Great White.

The Orca would ram the Great White and cave it in two!

Great Whites aren't that hard, a common Flipper can kill one.
 




TSB

Captain Hindsight
Jul 7, 2003
17,666
Lansdowne Place, Hove
:facepalm: I see you went for the "get a totally unrelated article online to prove your original point" route.

I quoted a scientist saying that they are staging an invasion on the world, to counter your bullshit about them not being a force in the oceans. If that's unrelated...well you can do one really.
 




shaolinpunk

[Insert witty title here]
Nov 28, 2005
7,187
Brighton
Polar Bears are all kinds of awesome. They're up there with penguins as my favourite animals
 








Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,945
Surrey
The GWS is my FAVOURITE animal of all time, but when faced with the giant flipper or the rock hard polar bear, it's in all sorts of trouble. And not to mention the HIPPO. One of the, if not THE hardest animal on the planet. Annoy one of these fuckers in the wild and your are DEAD. (unless you're in a land rover). Hippos kill more people than any other animal in Africa I think (except mosquitos). HARD.
 




Mellotron

I've asked for soup
Jul 2, 2008
33,059
Brighton
Whereas the rabid defence of these perma-fail scrappy-do cousins of our cute little garden ominvores is positively RIVETING.

Most land mammals have a SHITLOAD more personality. Fish are just dead-eyed knobs.
 






Dick Head

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Jan 3, 2010
14,207
Quaxxann
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