Helpline opened up for saints fans

[T soprano]

For saints fans suffering from depression the Samaritans have opened up a help line all fans have to do is ring
61 61 61 61 61

 

[TheMajor]

So nice to see Saints already getting value for money in signing the best fullback in the Championship - Clyne.

 

[T soprano]

If you can't get through on that number try ringing
00000000 it all POINTS in the same direction

 

[wunt be druv]

Poor old Stains eh? I am going to watch South Today on Monday just to laugh my bollocks off.

 

[Kumquat]

Hmmm. Forgotten Liverpool?

 

[T soprano]

Hmmm. Forgotten Liverpool?

We were crap but 8 signings later & another season in the championship to build the dominant force on the south coast

 

[StonehamPark]

I wonder who will hit relegation first, Southampton or Palace?

 

[Beach Hut]

Lest we forget, whilst certain fans have a severe lean to the Saints, for reasons I really know why not they have reached where we want to be.

 

[StonehamPark]

they have reached where we want to be.

Rock bottom with 0 points and a good few million in debt with a couple of fancy names?

 

[Beach Hut]

Rock bottom with 0 points and a good few million in debt with a couple of fancy names?

I doubt they are in debt they have good finances, try quoting the whole of what I said ?

 

[T soprano]

Lest we forget, whilst certain fans have a severe lean to the Saints, for reasons I really know why not they have reached where we want to be.

Mate just for once drop your guard & talk bollocks it's a Saturday night most off us are pissed or getting there I don't really give a shit about saints it's just a wind up to a few saints fans that post on here

 

[brightn'ove]

Hmmm. Forgotten Liverpool?

oh yes,because we have once suffered defeat we can never have a laugh at another team losing

 

[Cronolegs]

Liverpool 6-1? Yeah f*** off you monkey racist team.

 

[T soprano]

Liverpool 6-1? Yeah f*** off you monkey racist team.

Tourettets help line is 61 61 61 61

 

[Cronolegs]

Tourettets help line is 61 61 61 61

Brighton fc winners 2012/2013 hahahahahahaha

 

[T soprano]

Brighton fc winners 2012/2013 hahahahahahaha

Don't forget cms to score over 36 goals
Good luck really mate I don't really care it's just a laugh

 

[Beach Hut]

Mate just for once drop your guard & talk bollocks it's a Saturday night most off us are pissed or getting there I don't really give a shit about saints it's just a wind up to a few saints fans that post on here

Do one big time, some arrogance from us is fecking boring

 

[T soprano]

Do one big time, some arrogance from us is fecking boring

It's not arrogance it's confidence
I've been watching Brighton since 1975 & I know our time is now it's written in the stars what goes around comes around this club has had a raw deal and now its our time climb aboard the gus bus into the promised the land

 

[Cronolegs]

It's not arrogance it's confidence
I've been watching Brighton since 1975 & I know our time is now it's written in the stars what goes around comes around this club has had a raw deal and now its our time climb aboard the gus bus into the promised the land

You will be a Championship side for years. Maybe reach the heights of Cardiff and flirt with a few play offs. Best you can hope for.

 

[El Sid]

Welcome to the Southampton supporters helpline.
Press 1 for physiotherapy
Press 2 to listen to commentary of 1976 cup final
Press 3 to request a refund
Press 4 to book an entire seating block
Press 5 to speak to a samaritan

"5"
you are at queue position 73