Farting in the shower/bath ?!!!

[Churchy]

Just thought I would lighting the mood from all this speculation of a striker maybe / may not be signing and was wondering what ur views where about when u fart in the shower or bath it makes it smell twice as bad ??

What do u think ??

 

[NickBHAFC18]

Happily fart in the shower. Sometimes fart in the bath which is usually followed by regret.

 

[Churchy]

See only if I'm sure I let one go in the bath, just seems like the smell is twice as bad !!

 

[Superphil]

If you fart whilst sharing a shower with the missus I think it is called a Dutch Sauna.

Oh, and it hurts!

 

[Churchy]

Nice, didn't know that will tell her next time she does it

 

[pastafarian]

If you fart whilst sharing a shower with the missus I think it is called a Dutch Sauna.

Oh, and it hurts!

i thought a dutch sauna was when you have a poop(in the loo obviously) whilst the misses is in the shower and you leave quietly without flushing.........i may be wrong of course

 

[Churchy]

I've tried googling it but can't get and answer !!!

 

[Silent Bob]

Farts definitely smell worse in the shower. Maybe it's because there's no barriers, you get the full blast.

 

[Bones]

Dutch SaunaWhen your girlfriend is taking a shower, you run in and quietly take a shit in the same bathroom as her. Without flushing, exit the bathroom as quietly as possible. By the end of her shower the entire bathroom will be saturated in your ass stink.

From urban dictionary

 

[Mungo_Jerry]

Is that the same as a Dutch Steamboat?

 

[Churchy]

Do u mean the Dutch rudder ??

 

[albionalex]

I find farting in the shower makes it smell worse.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Why are they al defined as being Dutch?

 

[Gary Leeds]

the methane in the fart bonds with the water molecules making them heavier than a normal fart which means they don't disperse as quickly and they hang around in a more dense clump which is why they smell worse. Also the attached water molecules makes your smell receptors absorb the smell easier.

On the subject of all things dutch I had to smile when I found this site by accident today IDOS - International Dutch Oven Society where they announce the 2012 dutch oven world champion

 

[albion534]

I think farting in the bath and shower is a natural thing, although a few times when I have forced it out, I almost shit myself

 

[TheJasperCo]

the methane in the fart bonds with the water molecules making them heavier than a normal fart which means they don't disperse as quickly and they hang around in a more dense clump which is why they smell worse. Also the attached water molecules makes your smell receptors absorb the smell easier.

On the subject of all things dutch I had to smile when I found this site by accident today IDOS - International Dutch Oven Society where they announce the 2012 dutch oven world champion

Methane is odourless. It's actually the hydrogen sulphide present that causes anal gas to reek. Sorry, can't help being pedantic

 

[Gary Leeds]

Methane is odourless. It's actually the hydrogen sulphide present that causes anal gas to reek. Sorry, can't help being pedantic

No problem, I stand corrected, I wont get ARSEy

 

[melias shoes]

Happily fart in the shower. Sometimes fart in the bath which is usually followed by regret.

Floater??

 

[Marxo]

When people of a certain sexual persuasion fart in the bath they say 'Love Is In The Air'.

 

[Boys 9d]

If you count the bubble in the bath after a fart are you a Puff Adder?

I'll get my coat!