Big manly tips for housework

[upthealbion1970]

Wrap your dog in clingfilm to stop moulting hairs fouling your carpet areas. Remember to leave holes at either end for food/drink to go in and out!

Or veet for men

 

[JCL]

The other thing to do is make sure the standards don't drop. I noticed a few months back that my girlfriend was not cleaning the toilet as often, putting bleach down it less frequently, replacing the toilet duck less diligently. Now these are all easy things to do and I could have done them myself, but then she would not have realised and been able to correct her laxity. So I made a big show of opening the toilet windows and holding my nose while saying "God it stinks in here". She spent the entire afternoon cleaning the whole room.

Man, I like your style!

 

[Kumquat]

Man, I like your style!

To be honest, she used so much bleach, she was sick after inhaling the fumes. I felt really sorry for her because it was just one more thing to add to the list of things she had to clean up.

 

[JCL]

it just gets better...

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

When wearing socks drag your feet over any tiled floors to 'sweep' up.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Avoid buying crockery or cutlery. Simply buy cheap plastic plates and cups and after a meal simply throw everything away to remove the daily grind of washing up.

Hate ironing? Kill this horror chore by putting clean clothes under the seats of your sofa. Then simply relax on the sofa while pressing your shirts.

Dreading the full house clean? Drink bleach and find yourself in casualty for a week - and hey presto the concerned relatives will come round a clean the house for you.

 

[Kumquat]

One tip I've learned is always to come in my girlfriend's mouth. As I have to point out to her every single time while she's complaining about the taste, it saves her washing the sheets as often.

 

[wellquickwoody]

To stop bread and cakes from going stale and dry, keep them in a bucket of water.

If you regularly misplace things around the house, then tie EVERYTHING in your home to single piece of string. When you can't find anything just follow the piece of string until you come to the appropriate item.

 

[junior]

To stop bread and cakes from going stale and dry, keep them in a bucket of water.

If you regularly misplace things around the house, then tie EVERYTHING in your home to single piece of string. When you can't find anything just follow the piece of string until you come to the appropriate item.

Genius. That just made me spit coffee and laught out loud. Now everyone in the office is asking me what i'm laughing at and i dont know if i can bring myself to explain.

Would this thread sound so funny explained to a third party? I dont think so.