Which England player with get Balotelli sent off.

[Stat Brother]

Assuming he plays, our boys have to go after him, he's a loose cannon, getatable, and could easily destroy us.

Who will be the player to finally send him over the edge?

I can't make up my mind, either Cole or Terry.
I think Cole may well 'ice the cake'.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Lescott. He'll tap his ankles early. Or he'll rub a little bit of grass, the kind Balotelli is allergic to, on the back of his neck during the pre-match handshakes.

 

[Stat Brother]

As much as I can visualise it, I can't place him and Carroll near enough to each other.

I can see Carroll booting Super Mario straight over the crossbar.

 

[Braders]

If only Joey Barton was taken ... *sigh*

 

[Silent Bob]

Which Italy player with get Rooney sent off.

Assuming he plays, our bambinos have to go after him, he's a loose cannon, getatable, and could easily destroy us.

Who will be the player to finally send him over the edge?

I can't make up my mind, either Maggio or Barzagli.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Terry would be the obvious candidate. He's snide, but not very bright. If it happens, they'll both go. Then Terry will switch into 'Wot me Guv? ' denial mode, despite the blatant TV evidence showing him to be once again full of shit.

 

[Triggaaar]

Good thread - this is the battle, can we get Balotelli sent off and keep Rooney on the pitch? Wait until something goes against Balotelli, and he's pissed off, then wind him up.

 

[Mackenzie]

Milner
In the Centre Circle
With a Lead Pipe

 

[Pbseagull]

Joe Hart
In the goalmouth
with a candlestick......or a quiet word in his ear!

 

[Everest]

I reckon it'll be the kit man. He'll swap Mario's training bib with one with the armholes sewn up, and it'll get him so wound up he'll get a red card within 3 minutes.

 

[sydney]

Rooney in the tunnel with a crack pipe.............no seriously , think lescott would have enough info on him .

 

[severnside gull]

Balotelli doesn't need help............................................















............. well not to get sent off anyway. Screws up all on his own.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Of course he may well get himself sent off in a Supermario stylee before the game even starts by setting off firecrackers during the national anthems

 

[Falkor]

Terry will call him a bad name

 

[tgretton87]

Scott Parker owes him one for committing common assault by stamping on his head last season. Therefore I will say Parker will be running a risk.

 

[severnside gull]

Of course he may well get himself sent off in a Supermario stylee before the game even starts by setting off firecrackers during the national anthems

Ha ha!

Would you really totally rule it out

 

[7:18]

Joe Hart!

 

[element]

I know it's a light-hearted thread, but this tourney has been of a friendly variety tbh. When you think there are only five games to go, there hasn't been any flare-ups (on the pitch!), senseless argy-bargy, or multi-combatant fisticuffs. I'm probably putting a jinx on the remainder of games, but for once, I think it's been honest football of fair quality...

 

[Stat Brother]

I know it's a light-hearted thread, but this tourney has been of a friendly variety tbh. When you think there are only five games to go, there hasn't been any flare-ups (on the pitch!), senseless argy-bargy, or multi-combatant fisticuffs. I'm probably putting a jinx on the remainder of games, but for once, I think it's been honest football of fair quality...

Oh la de da

I think the tournament has been reffed well, mainly due to a lot of 'victims' being left of the floor while, play has been waved on.

Anyway back to the question in hand.
(Although I didn't proof read my thread if a mod can change the title I'd appreciate it)

Scott Parker is a good shout.
He puts his head where the ball is.
Therefore it stands to reason he'll put his head where Balotelli's foot is.

 

[Stat Brother]

Which Italy player with get Rooney sent off.

Assuming he plays, our bambinos have to go after him, he's a loose cannon, getatable, and could easily destroy us.

Who will be the player to finally send him over the edge?

I can't make up my mind, either Maggio or Barzagli.

Super Wayne! isn't the player Mario is, right now.
I think the Italians will be more frightened of our retro Italian discipline, and Stevie G, than Waynedinio.