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pornomagboy

pornomagboy

wake me up before you gogo who needs potter when
May 16, 2006
6,119
peacehaven
Women's rules for the euros

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Meade's Ball

Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,674
Hither (sometimes Thither)
It was shortly after i chortled at the Danes going ahead when my tv gave in and i thought i'd have to write a very angry text to the BBC. A head peered through the door a moment later, that of my girlfriend, asking whether the tv was working. She'd disconnected the cable, you see. I tell her to sprint back into her room and reconnect. She gets upset, saying she can't do it when she's under such pressure. I calm her momentarily and the cables are put in place once more. I ask her briefly what happened and am informed that when she was sweeping, a spider appeared in and around the fluff near the internet and tv wiring. A few attempted whacks and swipes of said arachnid managed to dislodge the only things of importance at this football-filled hour.
We've agreed that if she manages to dis-signal things again whilst a game is on, she'll give me £100.
 


Eggmundo

Eggmundo

U & I R listening to KAOS
Jul 8, 2003
3,466
Meade's_Ball said:
It was shortly after i chortled at the Danes going ahead when my tv gave in and i thought i'd have to write a very angry text to the BBC. A head peered through the door a moment later, that of my girlfriend, asking whether the tv was working. She'd disconnected the cable, you see. I tell her to sprint back into her room and reconnect. She gets upset, saying she can't do it when she's under such pressure. I calm her momentarily and the cables are put in place once more. I ask her briefly what happened and am informed that when she was sweeping, a spider appeared in and around the fluff near the internet and tv wiring. A few attempted whacks and swipes of said arachnid managed to dislodge the only things of importance at this football-filled hour.
We've agreed that if she manages to dis-signal things again whilst a game is on, she'll give me £100.
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Remarkable restraint. To be commended.
 
















Worthingite

Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,967
Chesterfield
I wouldn't dare, I know who wears the trousers in our household, and sadly it ain't me....
 




Questions

Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,889
Worthing
I have a sign up on my front door that reads, " No spiders during Euro Champs"............. Because you just don,t know do you ?
 


















W.C.

W.C.

New member
Oct 31, 2011
4,927
Meade's_Ball said:
It was shortly after i chortled at the Danes going ahead when my tv gave in and i thought i'd have to write a very angry text to the BBC. A head peered through the door a moment later, that of my girlfriend, asking whether the tv was working. She'd disconnected the cable, you see. I tell her to sprint back into her room and reconnect. She gets upset, saying she can't do it when she's under such pressure. I calm her momentarily and the cables are put in place once more. I ask her briefly what happened and am informed that when she was sweeping, a spider appeared in and around the fluff near the internet and tv wiring. A few attempted whacks and swipes of said arachnid managed to dislodge the only things of importance at this football-filled hour.
We've agreed that if she manages to dis-signal things again whilst a game is on, she'll give me £100.
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MB saves the day (thread) yet again
 




Lady Whistledown

Lady Whistledown

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