Eskimo Nell.

[Shy Talk]

I don't know anybody who remembers all of this classic ditty. We all seem to remember different bits. What bit do you remember? ( without looking it up somewhere on the interweb). My bit is..

She laid down on a tabletop where someone had left a glass,
With a flick of her tits,
she smashed it to bits.
in the cheeks of her big fat arse.

 

[Shy Talk]

Am I the only person in Sussex old enough to (vaguely) know this poem?

 

[Boys 9d]

You can access it on the internet.

 

[Razzoo]

"The sexual life of the camel, is stranger than anyone thinks
at the height of the mating season he tries to bugger the Sphinx"
Or was that a different song?

 

[Shy Talk]

..but the Sphinx's posterior passage is blocked by the sands of the Nile,
which accounts for the hump on the camel, and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

I think that may have been part of it @Razoo. Or was it from 'The Wild West Show'?

 

[Diego Napier]

..but the Sphinx's posterior sphincter is blocked by the sands of the Nile,
which accounts for the hump on the camel, and the Sphinx's inscrutable smile.

I think that may have been part of it @Razoo. Or was it from 'The Wild West Show'?

Different ditty, sung to the tune of the Eton Boating song!