*Lancashire v Sussex, Aigburth, County Championship - Division One, 12-15 April 2012*

[Simster]

Reminds me of my favourite ever cricket commentary...

Paul Allott: "Someone call the plumbers, Saj is leaking again".

Saj Mahmood - the rich man's Chad Keegan.

 

[Badger]

Lancashire will be strolling in to a big lead before the day is out.

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Gatting dropped already, Lancs toying with us

Sussex 192/4 (57.2 ov)
Sussex lead by 68 runs with 6 wickets remaining in the 1st innings

 

[jakarta]

Good Lord, a Batting Point, what's going on?

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Good Lord, a Batting Point, what's going on?

Capricorn One?

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Phew Yardy put down on 98....

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

Yardy Sussex Army


100

 

[Horsham Gull]

100 for Yardy

 

[Lord Bracknell]

224/4 at Lunch (72 overs)
Yardy 110*
Gatting 18*

Sussex lead by 100 runs

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Yardy stumped - fourth ball after lunch. I blame the pies.

224/5

 

[Taybha]

curse of the lunch break yardy out for 110

 

[CHAPPERS]

Good for Yardy though, big knock that.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Gatting gone.

Time for the tail to swing the bat.

 

[Cantona's Flying Dropkick]

225/6

 

[Taybha]

Enter The Goff

 

[Knightsworld]

Be lucky to make 250 now.

 

[Peter Grummit]

Anyone else lost the commentary??

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

So, 3 Wankashire batters made double-figures, and now so have we.
Our batting flids will doutless have this ballanced stat remain
230 a/o onthe cards here before the Wanky boys come in and bassh up a few hundred.
We're done for in this game now ....
FACT

 

[Postman Pat]

Anyone else lost the commentary??

Yeah WTF is going on....!!!

 

[Pavilionaire]

These two have scored 12 in 54 balls combined. FFS, shit or get off the pot!