OK, I have been selected to go on Soccer Am. What are the DO's and DONT's?

[Brimmermusic]

OK, I have been selected to go on Soccer Am. What are the DO's and DONT's?

 

[saafend_seagull]

I sent a 3rd eye from last nights game there - hope it gets a mention!

take a penalty and try to KO those 2 gimps that run around picking up the ball by smashing it at them

 

[Hillian1]

Doesn't matter, I don't think anyone watches anymore.

Have a good day.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Does anyone actually watch it?

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Do - Act like a chauvinist pig whenever a woman is present, adding the occasional lustful howl when appropriate. If you can make your eyes go on stalks and pop out of your head whilst making an 'awwooooga' noise then that's a bonus.

Don't - Act with any decorum.

Job's a good'un.

 

[ees complicated no?]

get the rest of the lads to score only 3 goals as I will have my money on that

 

[Braders]

Swear is pretty much the only one that will effect you , looks good if you're all wearing the same kit etc.. that's about it really.

Enjoy , it's a good crack.

 

[Common as Mook]

Don't listen to any of the snobs/too cool for school people on here.

Enjoy being on telly, and represent the club how you see fit.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Drink too much in the morning seems to be par for the course.

 

[Mellotron]

Just constantly point right down the camera while chanting "there's no one there, there's no one there!"

They'll love it.

 

[Racek]

Don't wank.

 

[StonehamPark]

Just constantly point right down the camera while chanting "there's no one there, there's no one there!"

They'll love it.

ahahaha laughed out loud at work... damn you!

 

[mrbigshot]

DO: With the other Brighton lads, sing gosbts SLOWLY and work on your shooting for that game at the end

 

[VAL1850]

Dont wear a Palarse shirt

 

[The Large One]

Do regret that you're just too late to give Tim Lovejoy a good twatting.

 

[Everest]

Don't wank.

Ask Helen to do it for you

 

[Rugrat]

Ask for a private viewing of Helen Chamberlains tattoo

 

[SeagullSongs]

DO boo at the top of your lungs whenever someone mentions Crystal Palace.

 

[Durlston]

Helen Chamberlain is a really lovely lady according to some Barnet fans I know that went on there. She settled their nerves and had one of the best days of their lives. They were just being themselves and knew each other well which helped a lot. DO chat up the soccerette.

Have a fantastic day on Saturday, Brimmermusic.

 

[AMOCS]

Sing PAL ACE, When i was just a little boy, Hello hello we are the brighton boys constantly as if on a loop