songs for the scum

[The Terminator]

with two days to go , lets loosen up and post your favorite songs for the scum .

also if you have any new ones we should try out post them up .

P A L, A C E,
Dougie Freedman's got VD,
With a nick, knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Crystal Palace f*** off home...

 

[Horsham Gull]

Something about being evicted from Dale farm in the morning but cant put a tune to it yet give it time it will come to me

 

[Brownstuff]

Are you Palace in disguise

Can we play you every week

 

[Samej]

with two days to go , lets loosen up and post your favorite songs for the scum .

also if you have any new ones we should try out post them up .

P A L, A C E,
Dougie Freedman's got VD,
With a nick, knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Crystal Palace f*** off home...

In your Croydon slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
In your Croydon slums

In your Croydon slums,
You shit on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
In your Croydon slums.

.

In your Croycon slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick,
In your Croydon slums.

 

[Horsham Gull]

OH EAST CROYDON (Repeat)
IS FULL OF SHIT (Repeat)
OH EAST CROYDON IS FULL OF SHIT
ITS FULL OF SHIT, LOOTERS AND PALACE
OH EAST CROYDON IS FULL OF SHIT

 

[AMEXican Wave]

with two days to go , lets loosen up and post your favorite songs for the scum .

also if you have any new ones we should try out post them up .

P A L, A C E,
Dougie Freedman's got VD,
With a nick, knack, paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
Crystal Palace f*** off home...

Like it, but suspect the non-NSC reading masses will automatically attribute the ailment to Stevie Coppell

 

[nomoremithras4me]

To the 'i wanna go home' tune

weve got cms
weve got cms
f*** off glenn murray
weve got cms

 

[edna krabappel]

He's slow
He's fat
He's just a massive twat, Glenn Murray, Glenn Murray

 

[Samej]

One man went to burn (burn!)
Went to burn down Selhurst (shit!)
One man and his petrol bomb
Went to burn down Selhurst
[and so on until]

Ten men went to burn (burn!)
Went to burn down Selhurst (shit!)
Ten men and their petrol bombs
Went to burn down Selhurst

The Albion! [clap clap clap]
The Albion! [clap clap clap

 

[wehatepalace]

Glenn Murray judas cu*t, Glenn Murray judas cu*t to the tune of Tom hark

 

[wehatepalace]

One man went to burn (burn!)
Went to burn down Selhurst (shit!)
One man and his petrol bomb
Went to burn down Selhurst
[and so on until]

Ten men went to burn (burn!)
Went to burn down Selhurst (shit!)
Ten men and their petrol bombs
Went to burn down Selhurst

The Albion! [clap clap clap]
The Albion! [clap clap clap

We don't sing this enough.

 

[getofftheropes]

Scum!scum! Scum!scum!scum!scum!scum!

 

[The Terminator]

One man went to burn (burn!)
Went to burn down Selhurst (shit!)
One man and his petrol bomb
Went to burn down Selhurst
[and so on until]

Ten men went to burn (burn!)
Went to burn down Selhurst (shit!)
Ten men and their petrol bombs
Went to burn down Selhurst

The Albion! [clap clap clap]
The Albion! [clap clap clap

We don't sing this enough.

agreed , this is a song that goes on for ages as well (which a lot are suggesting)
i'm sure we will hear Tuesday.

 

[guster]

As mentioned by someone on here the other day

"The wheels on your house go round and round"

 

[1959]

The Que Sera Sera / wash your mouth out son song we used to sing in the old North Stand...

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

Away in a manger, no crib for a bed, the little lord Jesus sat up and he said.... WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE, WE HATE PALACE AND WE HATE PALACE

 

[finlaych]

As mentioned by someone on here the other day

"The wheels on your house go round and round"

Hahahahahaha class, pure class

 

[Samej]

If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Selhurst tomorrow
And shit on the b*stards below, below

Shit on, shit on, shit on the b*stards
below, below
Shit on, shit on, shit on the b*stards
below

 

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

We've got Craig Mackail Smith
He's the leader of the team
The greatest centre forward
That the world has ever seen
You can always rely on him
To score a vital goal
And as for PIKEY Murray
You can stick him up your hole

 

[bhaexpress]

How about an ironic 'Caravan of Love' ? I should elaborate, that was by the Housemartins and we all know who was in that band.