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that quite funny Argus blog that some idiots took seriously











somerset

New member
Jul 14, 2003
6,600
Yatton, North Somerset
It was a blog filled with vaguely humorous irony, but was certainly 'tugging the chain' of those of us still sensitive to the nimby attitude that caused so much pain for the club, I responded just to get a bit off my chest.
 










D

Deleted User X18H

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Not really guys sorry to disappoint . Meeting my old mate 'Quentin' for coffee in a hour or so. Soya milk of course!
 




Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,889
Surrey
The author behind 'Quentin' works for the Argus. He has agreed to meet me for a coffee in a hour or so to explain that his blog is a parody of Brighton types. Was it just me who was too thick to realise this in the first instance?
Fixed your post, and in answer to your question, no there were plenty of other people as retarded as you who fell for it.
 




Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Not really guys sorry to disappoint . Meeting my old mate 'Quentin' for coffee in a hour or so. Soya milk of course!

Just read your comment and I see you are claiming to be in on the joke now. Sorry but that isn't going to wash with anyone. It's pretty obvious you've been stitched up like a kipper.
 




Lincoln Imp

Well-known member
Feb 2, 2009
5,964
Enjoyed both contributions. I liked HBB's reference to being born in the Royal Sussex, even though I first saw daylight in Buckingham Road, far closer to the beating heart of this great etc etc.
 


D

Deleted User X18H

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Just read your comment and I see you are claiming to be in on the joke now. Sorry but that isn't going to wash with anyone. It's pretty obvious you've been stitched up like a kipper.

Lee you can think what you want mate, I have know the author for more 3 years he even told me about this last week. Could go viral!!
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Lee you can think what you want mate, I have know the author for more 3 years he even told me about this last week. Could go viral!!

Whichever way you paint it you come out looking bad. If you were in on it all along (I don't believe that for one moment) then your response is piss-poor I'm afraid. The original was funny, yours has way too much bile. You should have had a listen to Jeff Stelling's Middlesborough rant if you wanted inspiration on inverted-snobbery based humour.
 








hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
63,307
Chandlers Ford
Thing is, IF he failed to spot it was a spoof, then he is STUPID. Really, really, 'can't breathe without instructions' stupid.

But if he DID realise, and then sat down and wrote that riposte, thinking it was witty in some way, then he is equally STUPID.

Amazing.
 








Bozza

You can change this
Helpful Moderator
Jul 4, 2003
58,866
Back in Sussex
Unfortunately Tim, your piece is so poorly written that if you are in on the joke, your piece does nothing to even hint at it.

A talented writer would have been able to write a response that, with good humour, would have played along with the original piece in an entertaining and intelligent way.

The fact that you've had to come on here, and use the comments of the blog to say "I'm in on the joke!" should tell you all you need to know about the success, or otherwise, of your piece.

Is there no-one who can read your stuff prior to submission?
 


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