Kate Middleton's long lost family

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Who wouldn't want to put their head up that skirt and have a sniff?

I think that is what her companion is thinking.

 

[alan partridge]

its part of what makes britain interesting. the alternative is to dreary to even contemplate. there is nothing better than seeing the queen watch some maoris dancing or seeing kate get dragged through london in a golden trolley.

you should get out more!

 

[User removed 4]

Did anyone else enjoy the hilarious sight of an absolutely fat, chavvy munter sitting on the Breakfast Television couch, because she shared the same great grandmother as the People's Princess II (c)?

Actually, I've just found her on the interweb. Here she is:

TV highlights - Telegraph

She was a fat, thick, chav and it was FRIGHTFULLY amusing. She "could of" been Kate if they'd gone to the same college, apparently. She is going "up London" to watch the wedding, and "she didn't know nothing about" being related to Royalty until a couple of weeks ago.

Amusing. I hope the Queen watched it. Soon her Palace is going to be overrun with COMMON people, and just you wait - the grankids will pop out and Kate will be changing nappies right there on the drawing room floor at Christmas time before the nipper is handed over to "nan" for a cuddle.

Marvellous scenes.

See your snobbery rearing it's ugly head again, not everyone has had the benefit of a decent education, and grown up in the areas that you have , as it is she is training to be a midwife, i daresay adding a lot more value to society than say, hmm let me think, someone who works in IT for a bank ?



PS the fat munter really does need to hit the salad bar more often.

 

[User removed 4]

Did anyone else enjoy the hilarious sight of an absolutely fat, chavvy munter sitting on the Breakfast Television couch, because she shared the same great grandmother as the People's Princess II (c)?

Actually, I've just found her on the interweb. Here she is:

TV highlights - Telegraph

She was a fat, thick, chav and it was FRIGHTFULLY amusing. She "could of" been Kate if they'd gone to the same college, apparently. She is going "up London" to watch the wedding, and "she didn't know nothing about" being related to Royalty until a couple of weeks ago.

Amusing. I hope the Queen watched it. Soon her Palace is going to be overrun with COMMON people, and just you wait - the grankids will pop out and Kate will be changing nappies right there on the drawing room floor at Christmas time before the nipper is handed over to "nan" for a cuddle.

Marvellous scenes.

double post

 

[Hunting 784561]

she is a nutter and its all going to end in tears.

but then thats what its all about. its part of what makes britain interesting. the alternative is to dreary to even contemplate. there is nothing better than seeing the queen watch some maoris dancing or seeing kate get dragged through london in a golden trolley. getting shot of them will not mean buckingham palace gets turned into a womans refuge and all the jewels are sold to pay for incubators.

i would rather watch a royal wedding than play golf any day of the week. unless its rottingdean pitch and putt on a nice sunny day and even that gets boring after the first hole.

I disagree.

The first 9 are normally OK, but it's downhill after that...

 

[Simster]

See your snobbery rearing it's ugly head again, not everyone has had the benefit of a decent education, and grown up in the areas that you have , as it is she is training to be a midwife, i daresay adding a lot more value to society than say, hmm let me think, someone who works in IT for a bank ?



PS the fat munter really does need to hit the salad bar more often.

I would agree, I don't actually have anything against Princess Kailie at all - beyond the fact that she has appalling command of the language and is a fatg munting salad dodger. I also don't disagree that she does a more worthy job than me - I'm just looking after my family doing a job I'm quite good at, that's all.

But you're missing the point if you think it's snobbery on my part - I'm chuckling at the perceived snobbery of the whole Royal apparatus because they've let in a "commoner", as clearly this is the Royals family's idea of "modernising", and now the media are all over any old fat simpleton supposedly related to Middleton (when did she become Kate as opposed to Catherine anyway?). I find it hilarious.

So you didn't c**t me off with this post at all.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

she is a nutter and its all going to end in tears.

She went on a gap year with a friend of a friend. Took a picture of William to Africa with her and said she was going to marry him. She hadn't met him at that point - then happened to end up on the same course at the same uni.

:vuvu2:

 

[The Spanish]

She went on a gap year with a friend of a friend. Took a picture of William to Africa with her and said she was going to marry him. She hadn't met him at that point - then happened to end up on the same course at the same uni.

:vuvu2:

did he shag her though. whats the story there if you have? do they lean on you or something. you just keep getting posted big black and white pics of the mercedes wreckage every day for a month until finally a non disclosure agreement lands on the doormat instead.

 

[hart's shirt]

i would rather watch a royal wedding than play golf any day of the week. unless its rottingdean pitch and putt on a nice sunny day and even that gets boring after the first hole.

One can only hope that William doesn't get bored after the first hole.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

did he shag her though. whats the story there if you have? do they lean on you or something. you just keep getting posted big black and white pics of the mercedes wreckage every day for a month until finally a non disclosure agreement lands on the doormat instead.

It was a girl that went with her. Now that would be a story and a half.

 

[Pavilionaire]

But you're missing the point if you think it's snobbery on my part - I'm chuckling at the perceived snobbery of the whole Royal apparatus because they've let in a "commoner", as clearly this is the Royals family's idea of "modernising", and now the media are all over any old fat simpleton supposedly related to Middleton (when did she become Kate as opposed to Catherine anyway?). I find it hilarious.

1. I don't know about "letting in a commoner", isn't it more a case of letting William marry the woman he loves? I'm sure whatever reservations Charles might have he will recall his pain of having to give up Camilla because she was a Catholic.

2. Isn't it better to have a few distant relatives who are a bit ordinary / chavvy rather than, say, have two first cousins locked away in an mental institution and their existence virtually denied (see the Queen Mother) or have a son locked away from public view because of a serious epilepsy affliction (see George V).

I think the Royal Family has come a long way.

 

[Spicy]

The Queen Mother was a commoner and we are all commoners, although some are more common than others of course! At least Catherine (Kate) appears to have personality and warmth, qualities lacking in many members of the Royal Family.