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How strict will the seating be at Southampton?



HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
We are on the lookout for blokes holding hands, mincing or applying make up. Anyone attempting to pass a phone number to a steward will be ejected. If you smell better than a monkey's arsehole then you are bound to come from outside Southampton - we will know if you should be in the Brighton section or the home sections...

Seriously, the view is pretty good no matter where you are. Sitting in the seat you are allocated makes it easier for all concerned. Failing that, sit on your boyfriend's lap!

:safeway2:
 






Jerryatric

Active member
Jul 18, 2003
508
Worthing
I have 13 tickets, 5 adult and 8 kids. Have any of you who are going to make it a free-for-all thought about people with kids? If not, could I suggest you do? Selfish bastards!
 


Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
25,020
Guiseley
We are on the lookout for blokes holding hands, mincing or applying make up. Anyone attempting to pass a phone number to a steward will be ejected. If you smell better than a monkey's arsehole then you are bound to come from outside Southampton - we will know if you should be in the Brighton section or the home sections...

Seriously, the view is pretty good no matter where you are. Sitting in the seat you are allocated makes it easier for all concerned. Failing that, sit on your boyfriend's lap!

:safeway2:

No, what would make it easier is if you could choose where you sat, like at a theatre or concert. As you can't, chaos is inevitable.
 


Pantani

Il Pirata
Dec 3, 2008
5,446
Newcastle
I have 13 tickets, 5 adult and 8 kids. Have any of you who are going to make it a free-for-all thought about people with kids? If not, could I suggest you do? Selfish bastards!

Those with kids surely have more to gain than most by unallocated seating? It is better for little uns to be near the front so they can actually see rather than at the back were the will be a lot of standing (lets not start that particular binfest again). As Notters said unless you can actually choose your seat this is always going to be a problem. I would also think that with a group this large you would be arriving earlier than most, especially seeing as the chidren in the party will not be that bothered about squeezing in as many pints as possible pre match so, therefore you will be able to choose were to sit.

If you turn up at St Mary's and you seats are in the back row would you be happy? More importantly would the children actually see any of ther game?
 








Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers
Jun 28, 2008
11,795
Brighton
No, what would make it easier is if you could choose where you sat, like at a theatre or concert. As you can't, chaos is inevitable.

What is easier is you use the free education you have been given and read the the seat number you have purchased and sit there. simples.
 




HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
No, what would make it easier is if you could choose where you sat, like at a theatre or concert. As you can't, chaos is inevitable.

Er - you actually buy allocated seats at both of those events these days! That's why most theatres and venues have seating plans so you can choose what seats you would like - and if your chosen seats are gone, you take your next best choice. Even the pictures are heading this way.

What will happen is that you will probably be asked to move, unless the person who's seat you are in can find somewhere else to sit. And the person who has that seat is happy to be bumped. And the person that comes in last doesn't then demand to be sat in the seat they paid for, requiring loads of people to be bumped around.

I don't understand, honestly, why people feel the need to "rebel" when the views are the same, it's all unobstructed and ultimately everyone is simply out for a good time. All that will happen is that some people will end up being high-profile ejected "to encourage the others" just to follow the simple, basic rules of behaviour so that everyone has a good time and not just one or two who think they are above the rest. Stupid.
 


upthealbion1970

bring on the trumpets....
NSC Patron
Jan 22, 2009
8,914
Woodingdean
I don't think I'll have too many problems getting the seat I've paid for, years of door work should help to convince some little herbert to move if needed :lolol:
 


Paxton Dazo

Up The Spurs.
Mar 11, 2007
9,719
It'll be standing anyway, won't it? So just stand with your mate..
 




seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
44,129
Crap Town
It'll be standing anyway, won't it? So just stand with your mate..

Watch out for the snatch squads , once you're identified on CCTV as a constant standee it will be just like Withdean :lolol:
 




HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Watch out for the snatch squads , once you're identified on CCTV as a constant standee it will be just like Withdean :lolol:

Worse - I keep trying to warn people! The intention is to remove people quickly after a couple of requests. And they will keep removing people until others realise that actually it makes sense to comply with the ground regulations. Because the Ground Regs are there they will be enforced.

Fine, if you are one of the ones who stays in the ground - if you want to make a point, then this is really not the game to do it! I don't doubt some people will get away with it, but those who don't are going to find themselves outside St Mary's on a bloody cold night, which is not the friendliest place to be. Why not simply comply for 120 minutes? You can stand on the train going back if that's what floats your boat!
 




Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
25,020
Guiseley
Apologies, everyone seems to have misunderstood what I said and many congratulations to programme seller for being a rude pratt about it. What I meant was you should be able to choose your seat IN ADVANCE like at a theatre, then there is no problem having allocated seats.
 


HampshireSeagulls

Moulding Generation Z
Jul 19, 2005
5,264
Bedford
Apologies, everyone seems to have misunderstood what I said and many congratulations to programme seller for being a rude pratt about it. What I meant was you should be able to choose your seat IN ADVANCE like at a theatre, then there is no problem having allocated seats.

That's actually a bloody good idea. I wonder if there are any clubs that do this already? I know that you can do it for some Rugby matches at club level. Perhaps the club could consider this for the Amex?
 




Paxton Dazo

Up The Spurs.
Mar 11, 2007
9,719
That's actually a bloody good idea. I wonder if there are any clubs that do this already? I know that you can do it for some Rugby matches at club level. Perhaps the club could consider this for the Amex?

I chose my seat for Fulham Away last season.
 




Notters

Well-known member
Oct 20, 2003
25,020
Guiseley
That's actually a bloody good idea. I wonder if there are any clubs that do this already? I know that you can do it for some Rugby matches at club level. Perhaps the club could consider this for the Amex?

Pretty sure they already do it at Witdean and will do at the Amex. I realise for away matches this could become an administrative nightmare, but it wouldn't be difficult to give people tickets for seats towards the back or towards the front. Doubt they will though as it'll be seen as encouraging people to stand.
 




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