Sue Sim, Chief Constable of Northumbria, & her spectacular hair

[Cheeky Monkey]

But did you see her on ITV news tonight. Her shoulders were at an angle of 45 degrees from her neck. I said to the wife 'it's not often you see a women with a hairstyle wider than her shoulders (excepting of course Crystal Tips)!!!'Of course, the reason for her hair could be that she's got great big flappy ears and needs to cover them up!

Quality reference!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I never watched it but I just assumed she was called Juliet Bravo even if it wasn't her real name

Assumed the same... and I did watch it!

 

[Questions]

A cop dissing a senior cop, surely a disciplinary is due ?

Not if you`ve already admitted you`d shag the reffing copper.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Not if you`ve already admitted you`d shag the reffing copper.

But he was only a sergeant.

 

[Easy 10]

No, because we never hear about Gordon Brown's gammy eye and loose jaw, or Boris Johnson's mad hair, or Ken Clarke's ruffled suits.

I once saw Boris Johnson described as looking like an inside-out polar bear that had just been caught wanking.

 

[Questions]

But he was only a sergeant.

fair point

 

[SOONO]

hairtoday

Im trying to do the math but I cant work out how someone can be so hideous with just one head..... did her neck throw up?

 

[pasty]

it was at least ten YEARS after the programme finished before I realised Juliet Bravo wasn't the name of the female copper

I only found that out about 1 minute ago

 

[Stoo82]

 

[portlock seagull]

the winner everyone!

 

[ryeseagull]

cracking bit of crumpet

 

[Twinkle Toes]

But I can point you in the direction of a stylist should you feel the need. Raoul Moat could be HIDING in there and we'd never know.

Btw, I was thinking the same thing about the 'unique style' of that daft ol' Geordie bint. Bonkers.

**BREAKING NEWS**

It sounds like the fugative's been found & is apparently holding a gun to his own twisted head. There's a surprise...

 

[8ace]

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

She was/is a very strange looking woman.

 

[8ace]

She was/is a very strange looking woman.

Yep, Ann Way is her name.
*shudder*

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

her phenomenal hair and make-up have been on show for all to see thanks to recent events in northumbria...i'm just trying to work out who she models the style on? ??

I too wondered what might possibly have influenced her choice of career.