Things you hate about summer

[desprateseagull]

people moaning about the people moaning..

 

[withdeanwombat]

that we only get about 6 months of it......

Nice though;thetrain down to Fremantle,the ferry to Rottnest,the slow bicycle ride around the island,a schooner or two.West Australia dreamin' and salutin'.

 

[We're the Stripes]

One word: Moths.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Massive groups of pissed-up local youths, shouting & screaming into the wee small hours & waking me up. Oh, & thoroughly twatted clubbers taking up the reigns after the yoof have finally buggered off. Deep joy.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Tubes - generally avoided if possible
Brighton traffic belching out fumes yards away from green open space
Hot nights

All those are heavily outweighed by the pros of this sort of weather.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Hove beach.Ugh.

 

[bhaexpress]

people moaning about the people moaning..

People moaning about the people who are moaning about moaners.

 

[Perkino]

It's not long enough!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Fat birds wearing very little clothing

 

[The Spanish]

people who turn up sunday morning in sainsburys to buy barbeque coals en masse like the waether has come as a complete surprise that day. invariably have ironic trilbys asymettrical haircuts and shades on with flip flops, and will be hosting the barby on 4 foot square bit of patio in their basement flat for other space cadets. they will then get to the counter and try to divide the cost between all of them and their girlfriends for the 24 carlings a bottle of cava some sausages and a salad in a bag while everyone else has to stand there drumming their fingers in silent anger.

 

[algie]

Fat birds wearing very little clothing

And tattoos

 

[Badger]

Fat birds wearing very little clothing

That's just because you always end up pulling them

 

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[Badger]

Large groups of foreign students getting in my way

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Lack of fountains
Thirsty gnats and drunken twats

 

[jimmypbha]

Large groups of foreign students getting in my way

Agreed

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Large groups of foreign students getting in my way

This.


and 12 year olds who get pissed and then ruin the beach for everyone else by...

Screaming/crying/throwing up (if Female) - off 1/2 bottle of WKD

or

Starting pointless fight/Singing (if Male) - off 1/2 bottle of WKD

or if your really lucky you get two kids who haven't even hit puberty licking each others face in a poor attempt at "getting off"

 

[Twinkle Toes]

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I thought you normally walked like a cowboy though Danny? Maybe some pure cotten MC Hammer loons would be a wise summer investment??


ps Any news on the choccy Octopus biz? I've been worried.

 

[The screamer]

men in speedos

 

[Wilko]

Nothing, I love it.

Correct. We rarely have nice weather in this country so just enjoy it

It actually makes me want to go and live in a warmer climate. The pace of life seems so much slower, people seem calmer, healthier, more attractive and a little smilier. I love the sunshine, me.