Scotland Fan looking forward to the World Cup

[Dave the OAP]

We're on teh March with Ally's Army
we're goin tae the Argentine
And well realy shake them up
when we win t'world cup
cos Scotland are the greatest football team

 

[Dave the OAP]

 

[Thanet Seagull]

IT's that time of year when every Scotland fan can look forward to a football summer of DISASTER for our English friends.

All the hope and expectation will be washed away with red cards, back-passes and one-paced predictable football leaving you FLOUNDERING in South Africa.

Lets look forward to the faces of MISERY and FAILUREof all England supporters - they will be CRYING into their lager in a pub near you soon.

 

[orpingtoneagle]

IT's that time of year when every Scotland fan can look forward to a football summer of DISASTER for our English friends.

All the hope and expectation will be washed away with red cards, back-passes and one-paced predictable football leaving you FLOUNDERING in South Africa.

Lets look forward to the faces of MISERY and FAILUREof all England supporters - they will be CRYING into their lager in a pub near you soon.

I hear the Faroe Islands are nice this time of the year :

 

[hart's shirt]

I'm not that sure Scotland would win the Scottish Cup if they were allowed to enter.

 

[LA1972]

You poor, angry, jealous, obnoxious, simpleton. No doubt you will be dancing in some fountain, pissed out of your head if England don't win the world cup and LOSE a game.You shouldn't be so bitter we are not your lord and masters anymore we don't burn your villages and rape your women - we just happen to be better at football than you.

 

[bhaexpress]

Ah bless 'em, what makes the Scottish so proud of their well founded inferiority complex ?

 

[wellquickwoody]

we are not your lord and masters anymore

Bloody well are!

Us English taxpayers subsidise the barbarian northern hordes to the 'nth degree.

 

[sod1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL7ls-yksoc

 

[NMH]

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[NMH]

IT's that time of year when every Scotland fan gets really green with jealousy, and shame because we are absolute f***ing TOILET at fitba, especially compared to oor vastly superior neighbours.

All the hope and expectation will be in the fate of random foreign teams who we'll have no clue about ANY of their players' names.

Once again, and as usual, we will be CRYING into our McEwans in a pub near you soon, because THE ENGLAND are mightier than we tartan twatheads. But let's pretend we dinnae give a shite when ENGLAND win, vainly hoping that they'll lose eventually to some team we couldn't dream of playing, to a bad ref decision, in a round we have never reached in the competition (if and when we have been jammy and qualified)

Reading between the lines

 

[Djmiles]

Plenty of people taking the bait. Well played, Sir.

 

[hitony]

IT's that time of year when every Scotland fan can look forward to a football summer of DISASTER for our English friends.

All the hope and expectation will be washed away with red cards, back-passes and one-paced predictable football leaving you FLOUNDERING in South Africa.

Lets look forward to the faces of MISERY and FAILUREof all England supporters - they will be CRYING into their lager in a pub near you soon.

3 Pages in, and not one reply, methinks this is a bit of

To be honest, Digweeds Trousers is a born and bred Englishman, who is 100% behind the English team, he was only having a laugh with the above......

 

[Sheebo]

I can remember him doing something before and slagging of England = He's a dirty sweaty

 

[NMH]

3 Pages in, and not one reply, methinks this is a bit of

To be honest, Digweeds Trousers is a born and bred Englishman, who is 100% behind the English team, he was only having a laugh with the above......

Having a laugh back - but he's sweaty smelly SOCK, little doubt

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

People seem to be biting very easily on this thread. However, Mellotron makes a very good point:

I don't even know the name of their manager.

Not only do I not know the Scottish manager I have no idea who is in their team. The best I can do is:
G.K: Craig Gordon
R.B: Dont know his name but he plays for spurs(reserves...)
CM: Barry Ferguson
S: McFadden
S: Iwelumo

That's a shocking state of affairs for Scottish football.

 

[LeedsUnitedMassiveClub]

People seem to be biting very easily on this thread. However, Mellotron makes a very good point:



Not only do I not know the Scottish manager I have no idea who is in their team. The best I can do is:
G.K: Craig Gordon
R.B: Dont know his name but he plays for spurs(reserves...)
CM: Barry Ferguson
S: McFadden
S: Iwelumo

That's a shocking state of affairs for Scottish football.

That might say even more for your lack of knowledge than the Jocks what about just the ones i know of you've missed out playing here Fletcher from Scum, Fletcher from Burnley, Dorrans from WBA, Adam from Blackpool, Caldwell from Wigan

 

[churley1]

The only thing Scotland are famous for, is hating England.

 

[orpingtoneagle]

That might say even more for your lack of knowledge than the Jocks what about just the ones i know of you've missed out playing here Fletcher from Scum, Fletcher from Burnley, Dorrans from WBA, Adam from Blackpool, Caldwell from Wigan

Daft northener you forgot Scotlands new strike partnership

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlws5TKOfkE

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Anyone for tennis?