Sex with albion players

[Gav1901]

Would of been Calderon

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yeah, i reckon eliot is quite a tender lover, but when the timing's right, he has no objections to just pummelling the shit out of anything he fancies

apart from the we're a fairly disappointing bunch

chris holroyd- worst

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

James Tunnicliffe get's my vote. He's a hottie.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Not sure who would really give it to you big time though.....

hawkins would be so grateful that he'd just destroy anything unfortunate enough to give him a chance

 

[Horsham Gull]

Glenn murray touched me....

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Glenn murray touched me....

I shook his hand once. That's all it was.

 

[Gerbil]

Colin Hawkins

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

I met a girl who has got with Dean Cox & Tommy Elphick. Elphick is a better kisser and has a bigger willy accoarding to her.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

So, with the sad passing of Michel, the title of best BHAFC lover is up for grabs again. Who do you think is the ROMEO of the Withdean dressing room, and who is the biggest disappointment?

Obviously it depends on whether you're after tender loving or a bit of a smashing, but I'll start us off with a contender for the BEST

I think I'll use that the next time I'm down Sherrys

'Hello treacle, do you fancy a bit of a smashing?'

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I met a girl who has got with Dean Cox & Tommy Elphick. Elphick is a better kisser and has a bigger willy accoarding to her.

of course he has a bigger willy than dean cox!

everyone does!

 

[Simon Morgan]

Glenn Murray and Marcos Painter for me. El-Abd would be the most aggressive

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

of course he has a bigger willy than dean cox!

everyone does!

I heard it was 5 foot.

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

I reck Big Al Navarro would give a girl/boy (whatever floats his boat) a good HARD one, and EL-ABD.

The worst I would say is WHINGY.

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Tommy Elphick is a tough one to call. On one hand, he's a decent looking chap and seems to be an ok person based on the very little of his personality/actions I've heard about. As such, I would consider sex with him to be fairly satisfying and pleasant. On the other, I can't get over how clumsy he can be with a football, and wonder whether he would lose control in bed just as easily.

T'was once a young bloke from Brighton
He said to a girl "you're a tight one"
She said "bless my soul"
But you're in the wrong hole
Their is plenty of room in the right one

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

adam el-abd would cause an absolutely hiroshima with a vagina

it's be f***ing carnage.......no precision whatsoever