Whats your most embarrasing moment EVER??

[poidy]

Anything from getting caught wanking by your mum or shitting your pants in public (these arnt mine by the way)

We've all had to endure the moment when you want the whole world to swallow you up and the subsequent months and months of abuse from your mates.

Lets hear them.....

 

[Driver 8]

A few weeks ago my wife was coming out of our downstairs bathroom as I was on my way in. As I was wearing just my boxer shorts and in the tradition of men everywhere pulled them down, grabbed my old chap and gave a "wahay". At this point I caught a movement out of the corner of my eye and turned to see my 16 year old daughter and her best friend standing in the adjacent doorway.

Her friend hasn't been round much since.

I should point out I don't make a habit of walking around in my pants when my daughter's friends are around but this incident took place about 2 hours before teenagers usually wake up!

 

[Durlston]

Being stripped, having to bend over with my arse cheeks spread and my sack lifted up so some police officer pervert could look up there after i'd been nicked for an offence.

Horribly degrading.

 

[public school boy]

Being stripped, having to bend over with my arse cheeks spread and my sack lifted up so some police officer pervert could look up there after i'd been nicked for an offence.

Horribly degrading.

What had you done , stolen his trunchen?

 

[The Truth]

Being stripped, having to bend over with my arse cheeks spread and my sack lifted up so some police officer pervert could look up there after i'd been nicked for an offence.

Horribly degrading.

What was it you'd done? did you steal something from Currys?

 

[Durlston]

What had you done , stolen his trunchen?

Caught with Class A's.

 

[phoenix]

in church when i was about 9 caught my forskin in my zip.In the loo, i hasten to add.Vicar took me to church.100% true.

 

[alan partridge]

in church when i was about 9 caught my forskin in my zip.In the loo, i hasten to add.Vicar took me to church.100% true.

you were in church and the vicar took you to church?

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Having my first MOT done. I was conscious that I would probably come across as middle class twat who obviously knew nothing about cars. So, I thought I would attempt to engage in forecourt banter. When the mechanic mumbled something about the old MOT, I took this to be said banter and Frasier-like said 'Yup... the owwlldd MOT' He looked at me as if he's scraped me off his shoe and said. 'Sir, can I have your old MOT please'.

 

[Jack Straw]

Getting home one night, realising that I'd left three used condoms on my then girlfriend's mum's kitchen table.

 

[Simster]

A mate of mine decided to have a cheeky wank one night when his girlfriend went out for the evening. He went to sleep and woke up with tissue stuck to his cock and his boxers round his ankles. Unfortunately it was his girlfriend who woke him up, along with her mate she'd invited around for a quick coffee.

 

[churley1]

Mine was probably about when I was 5 or 6 years old. I was playing on a climbing frame and slipped, my shorts caught on a bolt or something on the side and my shorts came down along with my underwear and I was left hanging upside down with my meat and two veg hanging out. It took about 10 minutes before my Mum realised what had happened.

It was in Hove Park as well on a Saturday afternoon, scarred me for life.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

A mate of mine decided to have a cheeky wank one night when his girlfriend went out for the evening. He went to sleep and woke up with tissue stuck to his cock and his boxers round his ankles. Unfortunately it was his girlfriend who woke him up, along with her mate she'd invited around for a quick coffee.

Classic.

 

[fire&skill]

Having my first MOT done. I was conscious that I would probably come across as middle class twat who obviously knew nothing about cars. So, I thought I would attempt to engage in forecourt banter. When the mechanic mumbled something about the old MOT, I took this to be said banter and Frasier-like said 'Yup... the owwlldd MOT' He looked at me as if he's scraped me off his shoe and said. 'Sir, can I have your old MOT please'.

I laughed out loud at that

 

[Seasider78]

When I lived at home had mates over for few beers and footy and got talking about an old school play we were all in. I remembered my mum had video recorded it so dug out the VR tape from the pile and put it on. Unfotunetely my mum and her boyfriend had taped over it with their own home made movie and it was soon very clear than was not pinnochios nose in the footage!!

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

I was in the middle of Africa, in what was then Zaire. I wasn't feeling well and the shits were bubbling and fuming inside me. I was travelling in an old army truck,and we had to take our time to cross a rickety bridge in the dense rainforest. I took the chance to dash down a path, drop my pants and let the shits burst out. The world was properly falling out of my arse when three old African women, robed in colourful shawls, water bowls on their heads, classic National Geographic stuff, walk along the path towards me and stop right in front of me and stare. And stare. I'm squatting with my pants round my ankles and there's no chance I'm going to be stopping anytime soon. Squeak goes my arse, and the women just stare. This goes on for 5 minutes. Eventually they leave, probably satisfied that my humiliation is complete. I still shudder to recall this 17 years later.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Had to send daily sales figs to my manager from mobile voicemail to voicemail and finished off with a saucy comment about one of the girls in my sales team. Trouble was I unknowingly pressed the wrong button and sent the message out to my sales team instead.

My mobile was red hot within seconds from each of my team pissing themselves

 

[Shinbreath]

Hey Poidy.. You can't start a thread like this without giving us one of your stories you cheeky bugger..

C'Mon... Spill the beans then...

 

[Shinbreath]

Last Xmas my girlfriend went back to Spain to visit her family. I was chatting to her on Skype one evening and as the conversation was coming to an end I decided to get my little fella out and give her an eyeful of what she was missing.

Unbeknown to me, just out of shot, her mum was sitting right next to her on the sofa and copped an eyeful too.

I could have f***ing died. She's coming over to stay with us in July. Hope she doesn't get any ideas.

 

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One Saturday morning when I was a teen I was rudely awakened in the midst of morning glory by the sound of the phone ringing and no one answering it. FFS, no-one's in I'll have to get it I thought..... so down the stairs I ran, starkers, got into the kitchen area just in time to see my mother answer the telephone with a breathless, open-mouthed with shock "Oh....h-hello?" as her eyeline dropped down to the sight of her 15 year old son's erect, bouncing cock as I ran back up the stairs.

My. God.