The Large One
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Gloucestershire v Sussex, Bristol, 21-24 April, LVCC
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Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
Panesar 0 not out 28 balls 0 fours 0 sixes
That is the sort of steady batting we need at the top of the order, stop these stupid collapses that lead to humiliating defeats.
Top order, take note. None of this 100+ strike rate nonsense. It's not ruddy 20/20, we dont need glory hunting players, it is about the team's SURVIVAL
I just spent ages looking at the bottom of the table and these clowns appear to have put us top! How do they expect us to quickly find the team in the tables when they play like this!
Booooooo - bring back John Barclay and Chris Waller - all is forgiven!
Booooooo - bring back John Barclay and Chris Waller - all is forgiven!
Taybha
Whalewhine
im with Mark , wheres your dunkirk spirit , we have got out of worse positions than this only to throw it all away on a extra wicketkeepers expense demands 
We are doomed I tell thee doomed. 3 flukey wins means we will lose all remaining matches. How the mighty Lankies and Brown Caps must be laughing at us.
Was there EVER, in all sporting history, a worse nickname, than the 'BROWN CAPS'?
Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
I'm really looking forward to my day at the cricket here in Bristol tomorrow.
I'm just pleased that Gloucester didn't polish us off in 3 days whilst I was still at work.
I'm just pleased that Gloucester didn't polish us off in 3 days whilst I was still at work.
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Don Tmatter
Well-known member
FFS 
, fluked another win, thank god we've got a break from the 4 day game, hopefully we can perform better in the one-dayers.
, fluked another win, thank god we've got a break from the 4 day game, hopefully we can perform better in the one-dayers.
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 27,902
What a win
Fantastic win by the boys, really proud.
You obviously have no idea about cricket and, as such, you can't see what a disapointing result this is, piss off
The result was immense
207 run victory, couldn't have asked for more. 
And also, don't you mean disappointing?
And....I won't piss off, you should. A little bit of positivity on here and suddenly I'm the worst Sussex fan on the planet.
Be bloody positive for once
The Wizard
Well-known member
- Jul 2, 2009
- 18,383
The result was immense
And also, don't you mean disappointing?
And....I won't piss off, you should. A little bit of positivity on here and suddenly I'm the worst Sussex fan on the planet.
Be bloody positive for once
How can anyone be positive when we have to watch this shower of shite season after season. Not good enough. WE ARE GOING DOWN.
How can anyone be positive when we have to watch this shower of shite season after season. Not good enough. WE ARE GOING DOWN.
The season so far has been bloody brilliant.
3 massive thrashings in 3 games and all days which we've played have been in the sun.
I couldn't have asked for more really.
Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
The season so far has been bloody brilliant.
3 massive thrashings in 3 games and all days which we've played have been in the sun.
I couldn't have asked for more really.
You must be easily pleased. We have been mediocre at best.
Billy Mays
New member
Very disappointing performances so far. The bowlers in particular need to step up. I'll be happy with a mid-table finish but fear even that is beyond us. Let's face facts. We're crap.
The Large One
Who's Next?
We have 63 points (which is pretty much it for the season) and what have our bowlers contributed to that?
Pissing NINE points.
Pissing NINE points.
Stumpy Tim
Well-known member
Well I go to bed each night, and wake up to these disappointing cricket scores. If it continues I might just not wake up one morning. That'll show them that POOR performances like this affect people's lives