Nicholas van Hoogstraten

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Perhaps even the objectors would have magically disappeared. Might have done the people of Lewes a favour though as well

A Mystery Fire would almost certainly have engulfed the Twin Villages Of Falmer.

 

[Gwylan]

If you play your cards right, Edna, you might hit lucky.

http://www.seekingmillionaire.com/United%20Kingdom/East%20Sussex/Uckfield/

Who's the "hot girl next door in Uckfield"?

 

[Chicken Runner61]

He's usually seen around the courtlands. Doesnt his wife or son run it?

Don't the council and others rent loads of buildings from him as he owns loads in Hove?

 

[The Modfather]

Mate of mine rented one of his properties in Brighton in the late eighties. One one of the other tenants was late paying rent, the boys were sent round, and promptly took the front door off and gave everyone inside a good kicking.

 

[Nibble]

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At six fot six and a hundred tonnes the undisputrd king of the slums, more aliases than clause barbe the master butcher of Leigh On Sea.

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

Nic's got something to sell to the capital's homeless
At The Courtlands hotel for the no-fixed-abodeless
Where you can live life in style you can sleep in a closet
And if you flash him a smile he'll take your teeth as deposit

 

[smudge]

He once said "All tenants are scum". Which is not true. MOST tenants are scum.

 

[The Spanish]

Nu Brighton at its best. Slagging off the very local characters that helped give the town its appeal to the trendy mob.

 

[Icy Gull]

Wasn't his party piece removing the staircase, whilst tenants were out, when he wanted them out and they wouldn't go willingly?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Nu Brighton at its best. Slagging off the very local characters that helped give the town its appeal to the trendy mob.

top assessment mate.

Our landlord association is full of lilly livered twits deep in debt cos they won't stand up to their tenants.

 

[The Spanish]

top assessment mate.

Our landlord association is full of lilly livered twits deep in debt cos they won't stand up to their tenants.

Nothing a rusty old mills bomb wont cure.

 

[BLOCK F]

On the plus side, the stadium application wouldn't have gone to even a second enquiry, the objections would have magically disappeared - one way or another. But on the minus side we'd have ended up with an 'emissary of Beelzebub' as chairman

Sp[ot on!

 

[WATFORD zero]

I have met him, a very vile man. Good business man though, evne if he did it in a horrible way...

Psychopathic tendencies are often very successful in business

Was Nicholas Hoogstraten when i knew him, but the van does add a certain class - Watford van Zero - whaddya think ?

 

[Gwylan]

Nu Brighton at its best. Slagging off the very local characters that helped give the town its appeal to the trendy mob.

Yeah, those Gloucester residents were so ungrateful for Fred West, they razed his house.

Miserable ingrates - don't they know he put their town on the map?

 

[The Spanish]

Yeah, those Gloucester residents were so ungrateful for Fred West, they razed his house.

Miserable ingrates - don't they know he put their town on the map?

Dr Foster did that way before.



I bet all the outraged love the Keith Waterhouse line and Brighton Rock though eh.