toilet paper

[BensGrandad]

A lot to be said for the 'good old days' the Daily Sketch and News Chronicle

 

[Garage_Doors]

 

[skipper734]

I found some great stuff in Lidl's. Tough, doesn't moult, cheap and has hello vera! Perfic.

 

[captainmorganrum]

The answer to your sticky ring problems...

 

[skipper734]

The answer to your sticky ring problems...

Don't put it down the bog or you will encounter a bigger sticky problem.

 

[captainmorganrum]

Don't put it down the bog or you will encounter a bigger sticky problem.

Nah, those are designed to break up - it's baby wipes you don't want to flush.

 

[little al]

Good, but I raise you this:-

 

[Danny-Boy]

I just did some serious costing yesterday after buying 4 (scented) rolls of bogpaper for £1.

That means if I can make one roll last 25 dumps, that gives me an average cost of a p a poo. But I can't use the roll for other purposes like snot and spew which is a bit difficult cos I've got mild broncho-itis.

The old Izal stuff was hopeless, it used to not absorb at all and all you ended up (HAHA) doing was spreading it around instead of wiping it off.

 

[Garage_Doors]

Good, but I raise you this:-

I'll call that and raise you a "sandy"


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[John Dorian]

That was f***ing brilliant. I wasnt even ready for that and cried laughing !! Good times.

 

[biggles]

perhaps someone should start a poll on anti stick bog paper . on reflection tonight i had a wonderfull dump , 1 wipe and the paper and arse was clean enough to eat your dinner off of (compared of late anyway)

 

[John Dorian]

In other words seasoned NSC chatters, he had a ghost poo.

 

[biggles]

In other words seasoned NSC chatters, he had a ghost poo.

yes true but the brown submarine must have been given birth too by me as before i sat down i checked for little brown fish and none were swimming in my bowl