The Tidiest bit of Minge in Eastenders

[Insel affe]

There's little point pretending otherwise - she probably would. But a couple of beers would definitely be required. She's not a looker.

I never said she was an a class looker, just a dirty looking sort.......

 

[Gerbil]

Roxy, Chelsea, Stacey and Lucy

 

[Simster]

I never said she was an a class looker, just a dirty looking sort.......

Indeed. Definitely the sort to have a go on, possibly jizz on her face and wipe your cock on her curtains on the way out.

No interest in continuing proceedings though - until you next absolutely need a shag obviously.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Ronnie, Roxy and Peggy in a Mitchell Spunkfest............ Please. Peggy isn't actually a necessity, maybe sh can just bring us pints and a bowl of nuts in every hour or so....

 

[The Goon]

I have just realised i missed out Staceys looney mother

 

[User removed 4]

Indeed. Definitely the sort to have a go on, possibly jizz on her face and wipe your cock on her curtains on the way out.

No interest in continuing proceedings though - until you next absolutely need a shag obviously.

I'd leave her with a face like a painters radio

 

[Simster]

I'd leave her with a face like a painters radio

Yes, I'm hearing you. She looks like the sort who'd kneel down in the middle of a circle of ten blokes tossing off.

 

[public school boy]

Ethel

 

[Insel affe]

For all the Stacey lovers, she just looks like she should be hanging around bus stops in jogging bottoms and pink fluffy boots, miserable as sin.

 

[Father Jack]

Chelsea for me I love her I do.

 

[User removed 4]

Yes, I'm hearing you. She looks like the sort who'd kneel down in the middle of a circle of ten blokes tossing off.

She's the sort of filthbag that you see in those pocketsized porn mags that they sell on the reeperbahn in hamburg, you know the ones, always got a picture of a naked bird on all fours, with their arse facing you and a black star covering their minge

 

[Simster]

She's the sort of filthbag that you see in those pocketsized porn mags that they sell on the reeperbahn in hamburg, you know the ones, always got a picture of a naked bird on all fours, with their arse facing you and a black star covering their minge

Yes, she certainly wouldn't seem out of place in a scene with "Herr Doktor".

 

[User removed 4]

Yes, she certainly wouldn't seem out of place in a scene with "Herr Doktor".

I actually gagged whilst leafing through one such magazine, you really dont want to know what i saw.

 

[Meade's Ball]

There's little point pretending otherwise - she probably would. But a couple of beers would definitely be required. She's not a looker.

She reminds me a bit of myself. No, i ever pushed a balding wife down a scottish hillock to her miserable, shaky-eyed doom, and no i don't dress generally slaggishly to attract the attention and five-pound notes of any passing penis, but her face and nose are similarly shaped, and i have a poorly-painted portrait of my deceased father on the cabin walls of the undercover whaling firm i inherited from him. He was a keen harpoonist and often ended up in bed with celebrity lesbians, his bow-tie twizzling with excitement.
I wouldn't have her. I'd have the elder, semi-legal, upside-down-eyebrowed Max's daughter. And otherwise from this poll Chelsea. An awful, unattractive person, but she's giving me a booty call.

 

[The Goon]

I wouldn't have her. I'd have the elder, semi-legal, upside-down-eyebrowed Max's daughter.

How old is she? 14?

 

[The Wizard]

I ruddy love Ronnie I do, Goddess .

 

[8340]

have it on good authority "lucy" frequents the gay scene in brighton

 

[Gerbil]

Looks like im the only one in the Roxy fanclub

 

[Meade's Ball]

How old is she? 14?

I thought she'd turned 16/parent's permission. A kindly letter expressing my intentions would have Max say yes to my advances. And of course i'd fail to mention i'm 34 and am going through my second midlife crisis.

 

[The Goon]

Fair play, pics?