Are there any skinny darts players?

[Lady Whistledown]

Just wondering, flicked past BBC2 to see yet another pair of fatties chucking their arrers at the board. I don't usually watch the stuff but from what I have seen, they all appear to fulfil the cliché of being complete chozzers. So can someone enlighten me (with photo evidence) whether there is such a thing as a thin darts player?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Annie Recksic, the female Polish captain at The Blue Man?

 

[lighthouse]

Roland Scholten?

 

[Bozza]

James Wade?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Names don't mean much to me, I only know Phil "The Power" Taylor, that Dutch bloke and Ted "The Count" Hankey. All of whom, unless I am very much mistaken, share a fondness for a pie or two.

 

[Brian Fantana]

Jelle Klaasen

 

[Silent Bob]

It's a pre-requisite of the "sport" that you have to be physically repulsive, look it up, it's in the rules.

 

[Baby Potts]

Co Stompe.

 

[Trigger]

What's wrong with FATTIES?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Jelle Klaasen

He can't be a darts player surely? Or at least he can't be any good? He is neither clinically obese nor sweating profusely, which i understand are requirements of the "sport".

If he is genuine....well I might take up darts

 

[Taybha]

no

 

[Emily's Mum]

James Wade is just the right size for me to get my arms around

 

[Lady Whistledown]

On second thoughts, looking at the players and audience, I don't think I possess enough gold sovereign rings to be allowed into Lakeside

 

[Marc]

I played darts once....and I'm skinny, does that count?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I played darts once....and I'm skinny, does that count?

I meant the ones on TV, but ok

 

[Marc]

I meant the ones on TV, but ok

I've also been on TV...

 

[Brian Fantana]

He can't be a darts player surely? Or at least he can't be any good? He is neither clinically obese nor sweating profusely, which i understand are requirements of the "sport".

If he is genuine....well I might take up darts

He played in the Premier League darts last year. Top 15 in the PDC this year I think...

 

[HarryNT]

That bloke that reached the final last week against Taylor was pretty skinny. Shame about the beard though

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Didn't somebody go (skinny) dipping at Lakeside?

(Bad taste I know, sorry)

 

[Durlston]

There's quite a few fat golfers though-Phil Mickelson,John Daly,Ernie Els.

Maybe Tiger Woods excuse was that he couldn't face going that way too and starting shagging about to lose the pounds?