stray text messages

[Cheeky Monkey]

A few years ago my g/f sent one meant for me to her brother:

"Last night was great but my arse is really sore."

 

[Normal Rob]

genuine story - due to the bump and grind whilst having an unlocked phone in his pocket a guy i know actually phoned his girlfriend whilst shagging another girl. Now that's a big mistake.

 

[adrian29uk]

Correct If you are in a mood about your boss, never ever email it. Because you are thinking of that person, you end up putting that persons email address in the email or send it to the person in your phone.

 

[Rusthall Seagull]

Correct If you are in a mood about your boss, never ever email it. Because you are thinking of that person, you end up putting that persons email address in the email or send it to the person in your phone.

I will bear that in mind - Good advice

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Correct If you are in a mood about your boss, never ever email it. Because you are thinking of that person, you end up putting that persons email address in the email or send it to the person in your phone.

So true, I've needed to talk my way out of a work email that I sent to the person I was writing about. Easily done.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Correct If you are in a mood about your boss, never ever email it. Because you are thinking of that person, you end up putting that persons email address in the email or send it to the person in your phone.

Similar happens time and time again on Yahoo instant messenger at my work, most notably one bloke intending to describe his female boss as a "stupid dumb bitch" to his mate, a description which he promptly sent to, erm, her.

 

[pasty]

A while back I put my step-daughter on a train to Ashford where her father was going to meet her. When she arrived he sent me a text to say she'd arrived safe and sound.

I went to send this to Mrs P with a text saying "Message from twathead, daughter arrived safe" - except I hit reply and not forward and sent it back to her father.

Ooops.

 

[adrian29uk]

It's only afterwards it dawns on you, and you think "f***" did I really send that to the person I was slagging off. You go back to Outlook or your mobile and prey, just prey you cant see this message in your sent items to that person, but its too late. At this moment in time you wish there was a button to bring the message back and you start wondering if they have already seen your message and prey they don't walk in to your area.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

My mate was out with 5 or 6 of us when he sent a very limp "Don't want to be here, but feel I have to stay" to his missus when she was with my missus and knew full well he was having a good time ... she promptly forwarded it to a couple of us ... free beer and embarrassment followed.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Once I accidentally sent a text message to my mates home phone, meaning a robotic voice reads it out. His dad answered the phone and the voice enquired as to whether he could sort out an 8th of weed.

 

[Nibble]

Once I accidentally sent a text message to my mates home phone, meaning a robotic voice reads it out. His dad answered the phone and the voice enquired as to whether he could sort out an 8th of weed.

Could he?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Nah, he only sorts smack.

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

This is sort of embarassing I suppose.

Only 2 days ago, I took this girl out for a drink to the Shepherd and Dog in Faulking.

She was gorgeous, and to be honest, I wondered why she came out for a drink with an ugly old sod like me.

Anyway, things went ok, got on well and laughed and talked etc. ( No, I didn't shag her or even try to, and there's defo no pics !!!!)

When I got home, I sent her a text saying what a nice time blah, blah, blah, and how I'd love to see her again, giving it all the usual.

I never got a confirmation text saying it had been delivered, so obviously her phone was turned off.

So yesterday morning, about 10, my phone goes beep. She's just turned her phone on.
Excellent, I think. She'll now know how I feel.

I read the text expecting a 'delivery confirmed', but no, it's a message from her basically saying that I wasn't her type ( funnily enough because I love my sport so much), and it would be pointless to even ring each other because 'the spark wasn't there for her'

Five minutes later my phone goes beep again, this time saying 'delivery confirmed'.

Effing Vodafone:hammer:

 

[Easy 10]

Sorry Roaster, but that did make me laugh. Dumped by text, and confirmed by Vodafone. Quality.

Thats definitely one for the "f*** my life" website.