Riot!!!!

[upthealbion1970]

There is nothing, and I do mean NOTHING as bad as a smelly chuff. A bird can have a fanny that looks like a cat with it's head ripped off, or a minge like a mouse's ear, or even beef curtains like a rooster's neck, but a fishy blart is inexcusable.

that is one of the funniest things i have ever read, thank you xenophon

 

[JBizzleBeard]

that is one of the funniest things i have ever read, thank you xenophon

Seconded

 

[Frutos]

I presume they'll go and paint the town red (or strawberry blond(e) at least) as part of this festival?

 

[Martinf]

We can turn the internet off now, it will never be as funny or as true as this again.

Agreed.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

There is nothing, and I do mean NOTHING as bad as a smelly chuff. A bird can have a fanny that looks like a cat with it's head ripped off, or a minge like a mouse's ear, or even beef curtains like a rooster's neck, but a fishy blart is inexcusable.

9.9

 

[Eggmundo]

******

 

[biggles]

GORGEOUS

http://jeffgoldbergmanagement.com/images/Kim20Thomson%20crop.JPG

i must thankyou uncle spielberg for the above mentioned link , to much information i know but i am currently commencing with my 4th wank (with my nose pushed firmly into a tin of tuna kittey kat ) nice

 

[Taybha]

good job it wasnt sunny ,the turnout would have been very poor