My sons first den.

[Twinkle Toes]

We used to play in the woods round the back of my parents house when i was a kid. The local boys used to love it, primarily because of a mysterious person's habit of dumping large quantities of porn magazines in the undergrowth on a fairly regular basis.

None of the parents could quite understand what the fascination was with playing in the woods when there was a perfectly decent park with slide and swings right round the corner. They probably all thought their sons were building dens too

So in effect, they were all attempting to pitch a tent (innit).

 

[Billy the Fish]

Yep, in the olds days finding a porno in a bush was one of the best things that could happen, now you just have to type a couple of innocent words into google and you've got all the filth in the world.

Kids these days don't even know they're born

 

[Fred Oliver - Legend]

the lad needs somewhere to smoke of course!

 

[biggles]

the lad needs somewhere to smoke of course!

and obviously to fire up the old crack pipe

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Yep, in the olds days finding a porno in a bush was one of the best things that could happen, now you just have to type a couple of innocent words into google and you've got all the filth in the world.

Kids these days don't even know they're born

Well it was probably a bit wasted on me- I would have been nine or ten at the time as were half the other kids.

I think at that age it was more a fascination in terms of trying to work out firstly what these people in the photos were doing, and secondly WHY on earth they'd want to. Me, being the intelligent one of course, preferred to read than look at pictures. By the age of thirteen, therefore, I was fully conversant with the terminology used on the letters page of Readers Wives

 

[biggles]

Well it was probably a bit wasted on me- I would have been nine or ten at the time as were half the other kids.

I think at that age it was more a fascination in terms of trying to work out firstly what these people in the photos were doing, and secondly WHY on earth they'd want to. Me, being the intelligent one of course, preferred to read than look at pictures. By the age of thirteen, therefore, I was fully conversant with the terminology used on the letters page of Readers Wives

funny thing the old porn mags , my dad had a hidden stash of mayfairs now icould not have been much older than 11 and i used to wank myself stupid but in all the photos you could never see lips just pubes , now a mate of mine cut out a photo from one of his dads mags to show me and i saw LIPS and wondered what the f*** those pink things were , i nicked the photo off him and then really started wanking!!!!in my den aswell

 

[RexCathedra]

In six months he can move to the New Den.

Although why he should suddenly start supporting Millwall defeats me.....

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

When I lived in Ardingly I heard through the village grapevine that the kids were seen in the paper recycling bin, my step-son being one of them. Him being 12 at the time I was waiting for the right timing to embarrass him about his endeavours . Needless to say, what disappointment, he said excitedly the other kids just wanted porn but look what I got, WHAT CAR bloody magazine.

 

[BrightonBiatch]

Us girlies ( tomboys) can make pretty good dens too!
wheres the picture of his den so we can all look?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Us girlies ( tomboys) can make pretty good dens too!
wheres the picture of his den so we can all look?

Yeah I bet didn't compare your porn though did you? More like had your dolls and plastic cups and saucers and pretend tea parties