If everyone started selling condoms

[siclean]

Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own brand of condoms..what would their tagline be ?? ie andrex would be ..soft, strong and very very long !!!!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Tesco : every little helps.
Asda : saving you spunkfuls every day.
M&S : this isn't any normal condom , this is a M&S condom.

 

[the hitman]

Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.

Tesco Condoms - every little helps.

Nike Condoms - Just do it.

Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

Galaxy Condoms - why have rubber when you can have silk.

KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.

Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

Duracell condoms - keep going and going.

Macintosh condoms - It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.

Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can’t stop.

Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide

FCUK condoms - no comment required.

Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where’s the pain

Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.

On-digital condoms - plug and play!!!!

Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

Renault condoms - size really does matter!

Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin

Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes

Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach

Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.

AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service

Pepperami condoms - it’s a bit of an animal

Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! (A VERY poor seller)

 

[Gwylan]

Kwik-fit condoms - you can't do quicker.... hang on, that's not right

 

[John Bumlick]

BMW condoms - the ultimate f***ing machine

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Mum's gone to condomland?

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Cillit condoms... bang and the muck is gone.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Mum's gone to condomland?

Yours has, cos I'm on me way round

 

[johnnyrocketpants]

Cillit condoms... bang and the muck is gone.

:yahoo:
Excellent!

 

[Everest]

Access Credit Card - Does you does, or does you don't take Access?

American Express - Don't leave home without it.

Bisto - Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Bisto.

British Rail - We're getting there.

Pringles - Once you pop the fun don't stop.

Radio Times - If it's on, it's in.

Tango - You know when you've been Tango'd.

Hai Karate Aftershave - Be careful how you use it!

Nokia - Connecting people.

Opal Fruits - Made to make your mouth water.

 

[Everest]

And for those with certain tastes...

Whiskas - Eight out of ten cats prefer it.

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Bernard Mathews condoms - Rootiful.

 

[siclean]

quality street condoms.. made for sharing !!
carlsberg... prob the best condoms in the world

 

[pasty]

Compare the condoms, con dom

simples

 

[The Voice]

On the packet of a Walls Ice Cream condom - Buy me. Stop one.
On a condom vending machine - Buy two. Be one jump ahead.

 

[Whitterz]

Sainsburys - Making condoms taste better

 

[pasty]

One for older viewers...

The Marathon Condom - Keeps you going going going

 

[siclean]

One for older viewers...

The Marathon Condom - Keeps you going going going

i entered a marathon the other week...bloody nuts just stick to yer dick

 

[siclean]

not bragging folks ..but only these will do for me !!!!

 

[scooter1]

Virgin - probably not any more......