Are you losing the will to live?

[Ray the Otter]

Well?

 

[Notters]

Is that a trick question? You can't put "no" because you have to put at least 3 characters to post. Anyway, "no" is my response.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

No, but, I keep going upstairs and when I get there I can't remember why I went up in the first place.
Are you ?

 

[Ray the Otter]

Is that a trick question? You can't put "no" because you have to put at least 3 characters to post. Anyway, "no" is my response.

It's not a trick question as you could just vote 'no' thereby negating the requirement to post at all.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Well I imagine that a fair % of people will not be in favour of whoever is appointed and will wish that they were still awaiting the verdict so perhaps the longer we don't know the better

 

[Notters]

It's not a trick question as you could just vote 'no' thereby negating the requirement to post at all.

Ah, but when I typed my original message, the poll didn't exist - I didnt realise there was going to be one!

 

[Ray the Otter]

No, but, I keep going upstairs and when I get there I can't remember why I went up in the first place.

That often happens to me so I have a wank whilst I'm up there to save it being a wasted journey. Funnily enough it happened yesterday and after I'd finished I suddenly remembered that that was what I'd gone up there for in the first place. Crazy world innit.

 

[Ray the Otter]

Ah, but when I typed my original message, the poll didn't exist - I didnt realise there was going to be one!

I see. In that case the answer was 'yes, it's a trick question'.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I have more in my life than just watching the Albion, otherwise I would be! I've voted no.

 

[coventrygull]

Simple answer No

 

[Ray the Otter]

Well I imagine that a fair % of people will not be in favour of whoever is appointed and will wish that they were still awaiting the verdict so perhaps the longer we don't know the better

It's interesting that you have related the question to the stress of the current 'is he? isn't he? who he?' managerial situation. This probably shows that you spend too much time dwelling on things that are out of your control. My advice to you would be to spend more time dwelling on things that are in your control, such as 'should I have another digestive?'.

 

[Ray the Otter]

Simple answer No

Thing is are there really any simple answers? The ironic answer would be either a simple 'yes' or 'no' but everyone knows 'no' sometimes means 'yes'. This can be very confusing.

 

[Ray the Otter]

Are you ?

I'm a rainy days and Sundays man, thank you for asking.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

It's interesting that you have related the question to the stress of the current 'is he? isn't he? who he?' managerial situation. This probably shows that you spend too much time dwelling on things that are out of your control. My advice to you would be to spend more time dwelling on things that are in your control, such as 'should I have another digestive?'.

But then I would get even fatter and the missus would nag even more.....oh god there I go worrying again

 

[Franks Wild Years]

That often happens to me so I have a wank whilst I'm up there to save it being a wasted journey. Funnily enough it happened yesterday and after I'd finished I suddenly remembered that that was what I'd gone up there for in the first place. Crazy world innit.

Funny that, I was going to say I've not remembered why I went upstairs but I have had 7 wanks !

 

[Ray the Otter]

But then I would get even fatter and the missus would nag even more.....oh god there I go worrying again

Not necessarily as after you've pondered you could decide 'no', in which case your nagging wife would be so impressed she'd do that special thing with the draft excluder that you like.

 

[Ray the Otter]

Funny that, I was going to say I've not remembered why I went upstairs but I have had 7 wanks !

That is impressive indeed. Do you find by the 4th and 5th you're having to imagine more and more bizarre scenarios involving work colleagues?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

That is impressive indeed. Do you find by the 4th and 5th you're having to imagine more and more bizarre scenarios involving work colleagues?

Sadly I'm self employed

 

[Ray the Otter]

Sadly I'm self employed

Regular customers?

 

[Mr Banana]

Yeah, lost the actual desire to be alive in September 2002 and have never got it back. However, will is not something you need in order to be alive, so it makes no odds really. While I'm procrastinating on here I may as well point out that Achtung Bono by Half Man Half Biscuit is the absolute shit.