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I did a rabbit poo earlier, just loads of little shit balls 
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I did a rabbit poo earlier, just loads of little shit balls
more commonly known in my neck of the woods as a 'malteaser shit'
another one is the 'pace car' shit. where its out so quick its in the water before the others follow.
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I did a rabbit poo earlier, just loads of little shit balls
they are a nice little treat once a week - kinda just fall out. like having the squits but a bit more substance.
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I thought you were a gonna, and I was going to dedicate my next dump to you!!
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ssshhh no-ones noticed yet!
...ahh thanx mate - i would be honoured if you'd do that anyway for me!!
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ssshhh no-ones noticed yet!
...ahh thanx mate - i would be honoured if you'd do that anyway for me!!
man, youve been such an inspiration to everyone since this thread poked its turtle head out, that if we went to a fancy dress as Batman and Robin, I would let you go as Batman
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*humbled* (all the way thro to my chocolate starfish i am humbled)
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guess what? I am actually doing a poo as we speak
EVEN for this THREAD...this is INOVATIVE !!!
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i'm guessing we're gonna leave the pics out for the time being then as every one seems to have "bottled it"!!
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you posted almost exactly 24 hours after the last post !! wierd eh !!
I'm not going to be the first person on here to DISGRACE myself...
I'm not going to be the first person on here to DISGRACE myself...
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why are you checking out my "particulars" when u should be doing a poo and having a kodak moment young man?
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did the fastest dump ever saturday before playing football - 12 minutes before kick off and my guts churned and i though theres no way i can run around carrying this lot....
..so nipped to the loo and shat this enormous log out, one clean log, followed by 4 wipes and i was off out onto the pitch again - glorious!
..so nipped to the loo and shat this enormous log out, one clean log, followed by 4 wipes and i was off out onto the pitch again - glorious!
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special bounce for JD!
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Having had a massive curry on Saturday night I expected the worst yesterday when I sat on the loo, bringing plenty of reading material. Imagine my delight, then when after a good (and admittedly mildly painful) sitting I discovered on first wipe that I'd produced a ghost poo. I haven't had one for ages, but having one after a curry, which I anticipated taking a good section of the whole roll to clear out, was extra special.
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mate thats a f***ing right ol touch.
the event after a curry is almost a gauranteed messy one.
you must have been delighted with the outcome!
the event after a curry is almost a gauranteed messy one.
you must have been delighted with the outcome!
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go wan go wan.....
Tell you what is VERY odd.
Going for a piss, wiping etc then walking away and starting to feel your belly rumble slightly, your early warning system of a needed dump if you will, so you go back to the throne, sit down and proceed to do your business.
Then your finished, wiped clean, and then you start to feel a little trickle in your stomach, your sitting there, wondering what is going to happen and then it hits you, you start feeling a little trickle of piss coming out, again?!?!?
Just bloody emptied the tank not only a few minutes before already so what the f*** is THAT all about?!
Going for a piss, wiping etc then walking away and starting to feel your belly rumble slightly, your early warning system of a needed dump if you will, so you go back to the throne, sit down and proceed to do your business.
Then your finished, wiped clean, and then you start to feel a little trickle in your stomach, your sitting there, wondering what is going to happen and then it hits you, you start feeling a little trickle of piss coming out, again?!?!?
Just bloody emptied the tank not only a few minutes before already so what the f*** is THAT all about?!
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I got caught out at work today !! Bad times. I was measuring a property up and had to promptly use the toilet...got on the toilet, let go of the tension and realised that there was no toilet roll. Really BAD times.
So I did as any self-respecting man would do in an urgent time of need...yes, you guessed right, the boxers were SACRIFICED. bloody good ones too. and LUCKY that there was no-one in the flat (it was empty) AND it was ten to five !!! only 40 mins left til HOME TIME !!!
So I did as any self-respecting man would do in an urgent time of need...yes, you guessed right, the boxers were SACRIFICED. bloody good ones too.
and LUCKY that there was no-one in the flat (it was empty) AND it was ten to five !!! only 40 mins left til HOME TIME !!!Brighton till i die
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I got caught out at work today !! Bad times. I was measuring a property up and had to promptly use the toilet...got on the toilet, let go of the tension and realised that there was no toilet roll. Really BAD times.
So I did as any self-respecting man would do in an urgent time of need...yes, you guessed right, the boxers were SACRIFICED. bloody good ones too.
ha. you DIRTY dog!
were they nice boxers?
where did u leave them?
i hope you did a courtesy flush and air freshner to cleanse the stench!!