What is the best feeling in the WORLD ?

[Hiney]

0.1 seconds after the midwife says 'heres your baby'

Followed by a player from your team scoring in the FA Cup Final at Wembley when you are 14 standing with your dad and putting you 1-0 up.

How come you've only aged 6 months since 1983?

 

[eastlondonseagull]

blowing your load in a girls mouth after a nice blow job, then her sucking it clean.

lovely jubbly!

Surely it's blowing your load all over a girl's face and then watching her mate lick it clean?

.

 

[Chester Drawers]

Surely it's blowing your load all over a girl's face and then watching her mate lick it clean?

.

Assuming that "mate" is female too....

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Assuming that "mate" is female too....

Oh yes.

 

[wehatepalace]

floating down the side of a mountain on my snowboard in fresh clean white powder and getting those first tracks of the day, feels like flying

f***ing right mate (on skis though) best thing in the world
I'm gutted, not going this year for the first time in about 15 years, Wifes Pregnant and wants to go to the Carribean before the nippers born.

 

[Brighton till i die]

Surely it's blowing your load all over a girl's face and then watching her mate lick it clean?

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i prefer to save that for the actual SHAGGING, after the blow job dude

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I wonder

Could you try HB&B's Afternoon Club thread next?

I'm all over it like flies round an Ethiopian's fadge.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

How come you've only aged 6 months since 1983?

*snigger*

 

[Jamon Jamon]

Seeing your nine month old daughter come out of a meningitis coma right as rain

I'm man enough to admit that brought more than a tear to my eye


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[Normal Rob]

my defivnition of luxury has always been...

Sitting on the bog having a big dump, beer in one hand, spliff in the other, a beautiful young girl sucking on your cock and £10 bet that you shit before you cum.

I think that covers all bases...

 

[John Bumlick]

Hearing 3000 people cheer when you finish playing a song.

are you really that bad then?

 

[HG201]

Celebrating an away goal

 

[Taybha]

This thread deserves a 2nd chance... remembering a win at the withdean (excluding pens)

 

[Scott29]

waking your friend, by spreading your cheeks and touching the tip of they're nose on your hole to then release a fart that is loud enough to wake, but at the same time smelly enough to make them want to chunk...

 

[John Dorian]

waking your friend, by spreading your cheeks and touching the tip of they're nose on your hole to then release a fart that is loud enough to wake, but at the same time smelly enough to make them want to chunk...

Thats where "pink eye" comes from !!!

 

[csider]

Blowing up all reality tv types whilst gettin a bj from 2 eastern european models (female)

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

Putting 5 superb goals past you scum.A great hatrick from super Andy Johnson really topped off the perfect game.........................................................Can we play you every week.....:yahoo:

 

[Paxton Dazo]

Putting 5 superb goals past you scum.A great hatrick from super Andy Johnson really topped off the perfect game.........................................................Can we play you every week.....:yahoo:

Wrong time of the month i take it?

 

[Super Neils Sash Army]

Wrong time of the month i take it?

There is never a wrong time of the month to beat you weeds 5-0!:yahoo:

 

[Paxton Dazo]

There is never a wrong time of the month to beat you weeds 5-0!:yahoo:

John Bostock