What are you doing special on Saturday to recognise and welcome The Savage ?.

[British Bulldog]

I'm hoping to go but it depends if I can find a kind hearted Gold member who can purchase me a couple of the half price tickets that are on offer.

Got them!!!!

 

[dougdeep]

I may indulge in some Harveys.

 

[OzMike]

I will be parked in front of the computer listening in with blonde wig on, pinched out of kids dressing up box, wearing albion shirt drinking beer and eating snacks whilst wife and kids look on with raised eyebrows, as usual

 

[Perry Milkins]

I might commemorate the arrival of Robbie Savage simply by launching a dangerous two-footed LUNGE at one of the Withdean Wager sellers, from their blind side.

Surely a cake event, non?

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

I will be wearing a long blonde wig.

No you wont.

 

[Scotty Mac]

ill be going to kingsholm and BOOING danny cipriani for having such a PLAYBOY lifestyle

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Should I play 'Savage' by Judas Priest?
If so, has anyone got a copy?
It is truly dreadful, like the entire output of the Priest, but it does have 'Savage' screamed a lot in the chorus, and therefore might be quite amusing.

Play; Truly Madly Deeply by SAVAGE Garden, while Robbie Savage is positioned in the middle of the pitch with the players circled around him holding hands, slowly sauntering around him with mammoth, gaudy smiles. Savage will gracefully dance, flying through the air with his socks profusely pulled up around his thighs, gleefully spinning in slow motion as his beautiful blonde locks float across his handsome face, meanwhile the South Stand will rise and applaud our Robbie’s bountiful brilliance.

 

[Easy 10]

Surely a cake event, non?

I'm trying to cut down.

 

[Golden Oldie]

You could play "Young Savage" by Ultravox. Although the "young" bit is possibly stretching it.

Saw him playing for Blackburn a couple of seasons ago- don't think he touched the ball once...

Nothing unusual there - it's not normally the ball he's trying to kick.

 

[Perry Milkins]

I'm trying to cut down.

eating or hurling?

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

I will be looking like this

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18345.jpg

Can I have sex with you after the game then?

 

[Perry Milkins]

Can I have sex with you after the game then?

Is that not a tradition for you guys?

 

[Southover Street Seagull]

Is that not a tradition for you guys?

No but if he looks like that image it may well start on Saturday!

 

[Easy 10]

eating or hurling?

Both really.
Although I still have a major Mince Pie assault planned for Boxing Day, for the visit of Dean Hammond. If I can get the sugar-dusted pastry based projectiles past the routine frisk at the turnstiles, I'm confident of landing a holly-topped festive feast right in the FACE of "show me your ambition" Hammond, as he makes his way towards his seat on the bench before kickoff.

 

[Perry Milkins]

Both really.
Although I still have a major Mince Pie assault planned for Boxing Day, for the visit of Dean Hammond. If I can get the sugar-dusted pastry based projectiles past the routine frisk at the turnstiles, I'm confident of landing a holly-topped festive feast right in the FACE of "show me your ambition" Hammond, as he makes his way towards his seat on the bench before kickoff.

You didn't (as I suggested) attend the 'Distance and Direction' module of the 'Cake Hurling For All' free evening course at the Mile Oak Community Colllge did you. Had you have done so you would know that the common mince pie is not capable of travelling too far before the top comes asunder from the base reducing velocity and trajectory. (tsk, tsk)

Why oh why would you not choose a slab of christmas pud twice baked for hardness. The seasonal missile would have the density to travel a good distance and then the doughy interior would explode from within the crisp exterior guaranteeing maximum mess and goo.

 

[Easy 10]

You didn't (as I suggested) attend the 'Distance and Direction' module of the 'Cake Hurling For All' free evening course at the Mile Oak Community Colllge did you. Had you have done so you would know that the common mince pie is not capable of travelling too far before the top comes asunder from the base reducing velocity and trajectory. (tsk, tsk)

Why oh why would you not choose a slab of christmas pud twice baked for hardness. The seasonal missile would have the density to travel a good distance and then the doughy interior would explode from within the crisp exterior guaranteeing maximum mess and goo.

Sadly not. It clashed with my turkish ethnic hessian rug-weaving class that night. I would have skipped it, but Rawhinda was showing us how to attach the elaborate organic grass threaded tassles around the corners, and I would honestly have never been able to sort that out for myself without being closely supervised.

Nevertheless, I take on board your comments regarding the naturally unstable nature of the Mince Pie in a projectile context, and will take the time to fasten the lid with some kind of sugary adhesive (perhaps some icing sugar) to ensure the yuletide snack meets its target in a bound and compact state.

I am too fond of Christmas pud to waste it on the likes of Hammond.

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

I will go whereing a blonde wig and wear a welsh Flag if i can find mine

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The Blonde Wig idea seems to have crashed and burned.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I will go whereing a blonde wig and wear a welsh Flag if i can find mine

What an odd user name. Please explain.

 

[sureyyathegodofthephonein]

Well i wanted to make a stand as this website as people with a lot of pet names
and i also did it for my own popularity
but it's because i am really proud of going on the fans Phone in so i did it
as i tell people my name and i get "you go on the phone in" so thats why mate