Woodlouse house, woodlice advice

[steward 433]

Boiling water is easier and more effective

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I didn't even realise that woodlice shagged until yesterday. DOGGY seems very much to be their position of choice, FYI.

They could be the gay ones ..........

 

[Man of Harveys]

They could be the gay ones ..........

I did notice them eyeing my Lidl shopping bags with disdain

 

[Captain Haddock]

I didn't even realise that woodlice shagged until yesterday. DOGGY seems very much to be their position of choice, FYI.

Or should we now call that 'lousy style'....I quite like the choice personally though!


As for the problem itself, you've all overlooked the quickest and most enjoyable solution...

hoover them up!

You can invite your friends and family over and get a betting racket goin', whereby anti-suck louse stamina can be financially speculated on!





On a side note, is it just me or do you think snails move furking fast when unobserved? I left the patio door to our GFF open for only a minute or two and came back to a pair of the little buggers...and their trail the size of a Manchester United managerial contract!

 

[Captain Haddock]

Obviuosly the hoover bag would need to be removed, lead weighted and rushed to the edge of a cliff then dropped 200ft into the greedy ocean below, just for dramatic effect, like.

 

[Eggmundo]

Brick up the infected area.

 

[Northstander]

You need to buy one of these, it loves em!!!

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

I did notice them eyeing my Lidl shopping bags with disdain

you da man MoH.

 

[Lush]

The 5.0" ones are better.

 

[Son of a hillbilly]

A high powered air rifle with sniper scope is the answer.

Pick em off from an upstairs window for that Book Repository feel. (Although obviously to make the experience you should ideally shoot them from a grassy knoll - AKA your rockery or compost heap) once you have picked off the lead Woodlouse he will be replaced by his unelected deputy (who obviously was behind the whole thing), who will then continue to lead the other woodlouses into a disastrous south east asia/garden war and will therefore keep their numbers down.

Dad, Why do you always Bring up the air rifle when it comes to pest control? Remeber when you tore up half our kitchen By Firing Bullets at Rats Behind the Fridge for a Day?

my awnser, plonk a lump of dead wood on the floor for a few days they should get on, and lob it into the fire place and watch them burn! Cruel but is it any more crueller than a kid pulling wings off flies?

 

[Northstander]

Dad, Why do you always Bring up the air rifle when it comes to pest control? Remeber when you tore up half our kitchen By Firing Bullets at Rats Behind the Fridge for a Day?

my awnser, plonk a lump of dead wood on the floor for a few days they should get on, and lob it into the fire place and watch them burn! Cruel but is it any more crueller than a kid pulling wings off flies?

WTF?!

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Boil their butts.

 

[John Bumlick]

I didn't even realise that woodlice shagged until yesterday. DOGGY seems very much to be their position of choice, FYI.

i believe they refer to it as "woodlousey style".

 

[Pavilionaire]

You have to ask yourself "What would Tommy Saxondale do?"...