I've lost my ticket for tomorrow

[Skaville]

Has anyone seen it?

 

[sully]

What seat number is it?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Where did you last see it?

 

[JJ McClure]

Have you checked down the side of the sofa?

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

I've got it

 

[Yorkie]

You threw it away in disgust when Orient scored last Saturday.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

You swopped it for a night in front of the telly watching Champions League

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Never mind.

There's some good Champions League football on Tuesday anyway.

 

[Yorkie]

You put it in your back trouser pocket and your missus has washed them. She threw away the pulpy mess.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

You put it in your back trouser pocket and your missus has washed them. She threw away the pulpy mess.

Eek!

 

[Scotty Mac]

have you tried switching it off and on again?

 

[Dave the OAP]

I did that on Saturday!!!! go to the booth, give them your Gold/membership card and they will reprint it for you