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Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,676
Hither (sometimes Thither)
The Large One is gay.

I always thought it was the Little one.

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Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
f***'s sake Al. Not so keen. Wine him and dine him first. Next nibble his ear, tease him, undress him, kiss him slowly all over his body. Give him a sensual massage.

Run a relaxing bath, gently wash his body. A spot of unfinished fellatio to make him wild with passion.

Shoving your mitts up his Barrymore Boulevard and pulling out his coccyx should wait until the 3rd date.
 


The Large One

Who's Next?
Jul 7, 2003
52,343
97.2FM
f***'s sake Al. Not so keen. Wine him and dine him first. Next nibble his ear, tease him, undress him, kiss him slowly all over his body. Give him a sensual massage.

Run a relaxing bath, gently wash his body. A spot of unfinished fellatio to make him wild with passion.

Shoving your mitts up his Barrymore Boulevard and pulling out his coccyx should wait until the 3rd date.

But... Nibble's a slag.
 






Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Slag or lady...I think we can all agree that before there's any pants action that the tits need a thorough seeing to first.
 






Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
16,145
Haywards Heath
If you're saying I'd like to indulge in the practice of fisting your anus far enough in order to rip out your lower intestines - then, you're right.

Will you be selling the Tee Shirt? :)
 


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