getting banned

[British Bulldog]

Foul and abusive language is allways good for the occasional ban ( well it worked for me )
Mrs bulldog has threatened to removed the letters "F" and "C" from the keyboard if she catches me swearing on the internet again!

 

[bhaexpress]

Dunno but homphobia and racism towards any nation or race other then Blacks or Asians is fine, it would seem.

Fair comment that, it would seem that many people (especially 'minority groups') think that only white people can be racists, the proverbial 'Race Card' gets played on a regular basis.

 

[Questions]

On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing.

He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing an All Black rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Wallabies rugby jerseys.

One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue semiconscious Kiwi fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him.

"I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between Australian and NZ rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies,
"Who was that?"
"It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well" the harpooner said,
"he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know s**t about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"


WARNING ;

Do not substitute any race who have coloured skin for the New Zealander in this joke.

 

[tedebear]

I contemplated whether the mods would think that the user who called me a whore yesterday should deserve a ban...

 

[cannedheat]

WOG, ******, RAGHEADS, CAMEL SHUNTERS, PAKIS, f***ing ASIAN IMMIGRANT ****s f*** OFF YOU SCROUNGING PONCES.
Now thats how you get banned.

bye bye everyone you f***ing




























My last day on NSC

 

[Les Biehn]

On a tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing.

He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing an All Black rugby jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25 foot shark. As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Wallabies rugby jerseys.

One quickly fired a harpoon into the sharks side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue semiconscious Kiwi fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to him.

"I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatreds between Australian and NZ rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies,
"Who was that?"
"It was the Pope" one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well" the harpooner said,
"he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know s**t about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"

Thats fairly amusing.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I tended to find posting scat porn worked......

 

[Lokki 7]

Fair comment that, it would seem that many people (especially 'minority groups') think that only white people can be racists, the proverbial 'Race Card' gets played on a regular basis.

What a pile of steaming cack. Give an example of a minority group that thinks only white people can be racist.

 

[sten_super]

What a pile of steaming cack. Give an example of a minority group that thinks only white people can be racist.

Agreed. Just look at the shit that Sir Trevor McDonald very nearly got himself in for calling Bernard Manning a 'big white bastard' (or words to that effect).

 

[bhaexpress]

What a pile of steaming cack. Give an example of a minority group that thinks only white people can be racist.

You must live in a cave or something, it happened to me recently actually, the person concerned was an Asian but as it happened my word was accepted as the truth because this person had pulled this stroke before. In the past I haven't been so lucky, it happens a lot but I guess you are too PC to notice. Actually ask the average Met Policeman about racism for a start.

 

[Lokki 7]

You must live in a cave or something, it happened to me recently actually, the person concerned was an Asian but as it happened my word was accepted as the truth because this person had pulled this stroke before. In the past I haven't been so lucky, it happens a lot but I guess you are too PC to notice. Actually ask the average Met Policeman about racism for a start.

Well if one Asian holds that view then of course all 3 billion of the other fuckers do too, how foolish of me. Me pc? Funny how on other threads I'm being attacked for comments I made about the McCanns yet on here I'm a fully paid up member of the so called pc brigade. As for asking a policeman about racism, what is your point?

 

[Questions]

Well if one Asian holds that view then of course all 3 billion of the other fuckers do too, how foolish of me. Me pc? Funny how on other threads I'm being attacked for comments I made about the McCanns yet on here I'm a fully paid up member of the so called pc brigade. As for asking a policeman about racism, what is your point?

Thats your trouble Blokki................. no consistency

 

[Lokki 7]

Thats your trouble Blokki................. no consistency

Just trying to keep you on your toes H block. Wouldn't want your razor sharp mind to dull from lack of exercise.

 

[sten_super]

You must live in a cave or something, it happened to me recently actually, the person concerned was an Asian but as it happened my word was accepted as the truth because this person had pulled this stroke before. In the past I haven't been so lucky, it happens a lot but I guess you are too PC to notice. Actually ask the average Met Policeman about racism for a start.

Sorry, what? Are you saying that someone 'played the race card' and accused you? That's not where you started out... you started out saying that a lot of people think only white people can be racist. I don't see how the two things are the same. Sorry, it is probably just me being dumb.

 

[bhaexpress]

Well if one Asian holds that view then of course all 3 billion of the other fuckers do too, how foolish of me. Me pc? Funny how on other threads I'm being attacked for comments I made about the McCanns yet on here I'm a fully paid up member of the so called pc brigade. As for asking a policeman about racism, what is your point?

Oh dear, what bandwagon did you just fall off ? Did I say that all Asians or Afro Carribeans were racist ? No I didn't. As it happens somebody who feels that they are as well informed as you seem to think you are should know that the caste system is still alive an well in the Asian community here. It may not be racism as such but is certainly discriminatory and has no place in British society. As far as Policemen are concerned do you actually mean to tell me you've never heard the phrase 'You are only doing this because I am black' ?

I'll give you another odd example that happened this week. The Rail Station in Southall for years has had signs in both English and Hindi. However the rail company decided to only have signs in English. They removed the Hindi language signs but this caused protests. They have now decided to put the Hindi signs back. This in turn brought protests from other members of the local community who wanted signs in their native langauge and not just Asian dialogs either, there were people who expect signs in Polish too.

Now, this is a minor matter I know but frankly if people choose to live in this country then shouldn't they speak the langauge that's native to Great Britain ?

 

[Lokki 7]

What on earth are you wittering on about FRANK? First you said minority groups think only whites can be racist, then that minorities "play the race card". Now you say Indians discriminate against other Indians. I have no idea what your point is, or if you have one. And what have bandwagons, the police or British Rail got to do with any of this?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Lokki - with you in spirit mate. Just can't bang my head against this brick wall today.

 

[cannedheat]

Lokki - with you in spirit mate. Just can't bang my head against this brick wall today.

SHUT IT ****

 

[El Presidente]

We don't like to ban anyone, but will take a disapproval to:

1. Racism or any other type of offensive bigotry
2. Pictures that could get readers into trouble at work
3. Picking on people unnecessarily (there is a difference between the usual NSC witchunt/binfest and offensive bullying, and we make a judgement call on it as a last resort)

 

[Buzzer]

He meant put them in the army and that will knock ''Their poofiness'' out of them.

No he didn't. He was implying that he'd throw a grenade at them.