Which b list celebrities have you seen nearly get run over?

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the wanderbus

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Dec 7, 2004
3,029
pogle's wood
I was run over by Teddy Maybank driving a TR7 into the car park at The Goldstone. It was a couple of days after he became our record signing, the day he made his debut.
 


rocker959

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Jan 22, 2011
2,802
Plovdiv Bulgaria
Almost run over by Tony Britton ( Fern's dad ) outside a Restaurant in London as he reversed into some road cones and almost me and my ex , apologised to us , seemed rather intoxicated.
Gethin Jones as I crossed the exit of a garage forecourt in Hammersmith who was looking the wrong way, kindly apologised too. Nice chappie.
 


Peacehaven Wild Kids

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NSC Patron
Jan 16, 2022
4,629
The Avenue then Maloncho
Sorry, I know bouncing old threads is bad form however this one coming up in the search for one to slag off Cilla Black tickled me.

About five years ago I came within a three foot of squashing Julie Graham with a thirteen ton number 21A en route to Goldstone Valley as she legged it across the road into Londis up near the old Hanover Pub in Queens Park Road.
 




LazDee

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Sep 11, 2024
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Sorry, I know bouncing old threads is bad form however this one coming up in the search for one to slag off Cilla Black tickled me.

About five years ago I came within a three foot of squashing Julie Graham with a thirteen ton number 21A en route to Goldstone Valley as she legged it across the road into Londis up near the old Hanover Pub in Queens Park Road.
I nearly ran over Super Hans around the back of the station once. He stopped in the middle of the road and stared at me (on a Zebra crossing or some such thing) while I drove at him thinking "Hey isn't that Super Hans?"
 




Kojakker

Member
Jun 10, 2022
61
I was almost run over by Alvin Stardust in the Fishers Farm car park (my fault, I wasn’t paying attention).
He must have thought I was out of my tiny mind.
 




DJ NOBO

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Jul 18, 2004
7,580
Wiltshire
Johnny greenwood and his entire family.
I was struck by their collective lack of traffic awareness.
 




Drebin

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Jul 25, 2011
892
Norway
Nearly reversed into Sally Gunnell in Steyning as she ran round the back of my car whilst I was parking. She didn’t seem too bothered and carried on her run.
 












GJN1

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Nov 4, 2014
1,931
Brighton
I nearly ran over Super Hans around the back of the station once. He stopped in the middle of the road and stared at me (on a Zebra crossing or some such thing) while I drove at him thinking "Hey isn't that Super Hans?"
Used to live down the road from me. Drove an old Jag.
 














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