I would like to mock but I currently have one (1) tattoo and it was done in a now former work colleagues kitchen at 2am by her scary boyfriend after a disaster of a work Christmas meal.
Fair play to him though he managed to roughly scrape ‘Hadlow’ in to my arm just low enough that it’s visible when I wear short sleeves. It would have been a real shame if it was an inch higher so nobody ever f*cking saw it.
I assume that is on someone’s back. In such a prominent position you would thought they would spend enough to buy a decent tattoo. That one looks like it’s a Poundland special offer.
The bad skin (yuck!)
Both players have the same shirt number on their back to fromt shirts.
If this is Palace who are the two white players?
Why do they have jumpers tied round their middles?
Winners of what? Chicken dinners?