It's a slippery slopeThere is a kerfuffle in the Argus because those indulging in the Brighton naked ride use the publicly available bikes. Concerns expressed over cleaning / hygiene. I get that. Participants should use their own bikes.
Not again. I accidentally cycled home one afternoon through such a morass of fleshy flaccidity. Twas a pink and trundling, ground-level cloud at first, and then at around 50m i saw what it was, that it was to envelop me on this quiet London bridge, and that i'd have to gape and sniff at it with faux congratulations as it continued its path southwards. I do not have the powers to forbid, but i'd appreciate a warning if such eager nude-os are pedalling my way.
I see what you did there!It's a slippery slope
And think of the chafingThere is a kerfuffle in the Argus because those indulging in the Brighton naked ride use the publicly available bikes. Concerns expressed over cleaning / hygiene. I get that. Participants should use their own bikes.
Oh I don't think it really matters TBH THPP.OP will be disappointed with that thread title
And look after your helmet.Watch for the ones riding without a saddle![]()
And that's without the chamois cream even!It's a slippery slope
There's an old fella that rides his bike around Hastings naked all the time.Really public nudity should be left to the professionals
Was he holding an offensive weapon?There's an old fella that rides his bike around Hastings naked all the time.
I think it's this same bloke?
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Hastings: Arrested naked man told he committed no offences
Naturist Richard Collins was arrested by an off-duty police officer for being naked in Hastings.www.bbc.co.uk