[Film] What is the worst film you have ever seen all the way through?

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The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice was terrible - but as a fan of the original, I accepted it.
Whatever magic, Tim Burton once had, appears to have completely left him.

My kids are grown up now, but we still do the occasional family Cinema trip.
The last two have been Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice and the last Bridget Jones movie.

Both a complete mess. It's possible both were written by AI.
I think you’ve now earned the right to pick the movies going forward.
 


Brovion

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Jul 6, 2003
20,303
Worst film I have seen at the cinema is
La La Land. What a load of shit!
Oh yes. That and 'The English Patient' are probably the worst two films that I've actually watched all the way through, both at the cinema. Watching at home at least you can turn off if it's shit, I've done that more than once. Recently I just about made it through 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice', but that was more because I liked the original and I kept waiting for it to get better.
 




The Clamp

Well-known member
Jan 11, 2016
27,406
West is BEST
Oh yes. That and 'The English Patient' are probably the worst two films that I've actually watched all the way through, both at the cinema. Watching at home at least you can turn off if it's shit, I've done that more than once. Recently I just about made it through 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice', but that was more because I liked the original and I kept waiting for it to get better.
I heard a comedian say of The English Patient,

“You don’t have to be English to watch it but you have to be f***ing patient”
 




DJ NOBO

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Jul 18, 2004
7,478
Wiltshire
American Beauty absolute shite.

Sound of Music, give your head a wobble for Julie Andrews alone great film.
American Beauty is in my top three films of all time.
It’s a masterpiece.
 
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Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
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Oct 27, 2003
21,882
The arse end of Hangleton
Life of Pi - utterly meaningless dross. I'd also add King Ralph but I walked out half way through.
 




BadFish

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Oct 19, 2003
20,022
A Minecraft Movie

I was working and I had to watch it . . . . utter shite.
 








JJ McClure

Go Jags
Jul 7, 2003
11,302
Hassocks
Batman and Robin. Not even Alicia Silverstone in rubber could save that mess.
 








NorthLainer

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Aug 12, 2011
493
Now available in Hove
It's Highlander 2 for me, a nonsensical mishmash of a story designed purely to be able bring Sean Connery's character back from the dead. Even worse because not only is it an awful movie, it completely upends and confounds a lot of the premise of the first movie (which I still really enjoy - by pretending the sequel was never made).
 




DJ NOBO

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2004
7,478
Wiltshire
Master and commander .
Expectations were sky high after seeing Crowe in Gladiator tbf.
I wonder if it’s worth a rewatch.
 






RandyWanger

Je suis rôti de boeuf
Mar 14, 2013
7,441
Done a Frexit, now in London
Uncut Gems, 135 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
 




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