[Football] El CRAPico/the Battle of SHITain etc

[Doc Lynam]

Not qualifying for Europe has big financial consequences for United?

 

[Triggaaar]

Want a Spurs win.
But want extra time more

Extra time would be nice, but if they win in full time I'll be surprised if they field a single sober player on Sunday

 

[Hugo Rune]

Extra time would be nice, but if they win in full time I'll be surprised if they field a single sober player on Sunday

Yup. Maddison comes across as exactly the sort of reprobate that'd lead them on a 48hr bender as The Clown of Oz turns a blind eye.

 

[clapham_gull]

It's compelling shitness isn't it ?

I'm watching in Liverpool so I'm afraid I'm supporting the Spuds for fear of violent attack.

 

[oldboyroy]

Even I've been shocked at how poor that has been so far. Its 2 Premier league teams ffs yes, 2 struggling teams but by christ that was comparable to a national league game in terms of quality. I may not even being fair to the national league!

 

[peterward]

Don’t care as long as it goes to extra time and penalties. A long drawn out affair that’s physically and mentally draining for Spurs.

It's hard to to tell which one is better and which one worse for us (and Villa)

Winner is going to be euphoric, on the piss and on the beach for what will be a dead rubber for them on Sunday, where thw fans will still be celebrating tonight, and we all know how that often ends (Liverpool Monday, us in Championship promotion season)

Conversely Loser will be crest fallen, no Champions league, and nothing to show for a dog shit season.

We actually need Villa to get a draw, we may not need anything if Brentford don't win.

Not sure if a victorious Spurs or Manure is best?

Prefer Spurs as a fan.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Bale's trip to Turkey clearly went well.

 

[Berty23]

Amazing the goal has been given to Johnson. He literally kicked it away from goal. Fitting.

 

[oldboyroy]

Not qualifying for Europe has big financial consequences for United?

Absolutely. Wouldn't be surprised if Amorin walked as they won't be able to rebuild as he wants without champions league dosh

 

[backson]

Two sets of subbuteo players would show more quality than this.

 

[oldboyroy]

It's hard to to tell which one is better and which one worse for us (and Villa)

Winner is going to be euphoric, on the piss and on the beach for what will be a dead rubber for them on Sunday, where thw fans will still be celebrating tonight, and we all know how that often ends (Liverpool Monday, us in Championship promotion season)

Conversely Loser will be crest fallen, no Champions league, and nothing to show for a dog shit season.

We actually need Villa to get a draw, we may not need anything if Brentford don't win.

Not sure if a victorious Spurs or Manure is best?

Prefer Spurs as a fan.

Same here

 

[A1X]

I dread to think of how many tea ladies are going to lose their jobs if United don’t win

 

[kevo]

It's hard to to tell which one is better and which one worse for us (and Villa)

Winner is going to be euphoric, on the piss and on the beach for what will be a dead rubber for them on Sunday, where thw fans will still be celebrating tonight, and we all know how that often ends (Liverpool Monday, us in Championship promotion season)

Conversely Loser will be crest fallen, no Champions league, and nothing to show for a dog shit season.

We actually need Villa to get a draw, we may not need anything if Brentford don't win.

Not sure if a victorious Spurs or Manure is best?

Prefer Spurs as a fan.

There will be a celebratory atmosphere if they win and they'll want to reward the fans. They'll also suddenly have renewed confidence. I think a Spurs win is the worst result for us.

 

[Pevenseagull]

The quality of the football in the Guinness Zero advert is better than the match.

 

[Uh_huh_him]

Extra time would be nice, but if they win in full time I'll be surprised if they field a single sober player on Sunday

Think we probably have enough to win it, regardless

 

[Hamilton]

Even I've been shocked at how poor that has been so far. Its 2 Premier league teams ffs yes, 2 struggling teams but by christ that was comparable to a national league game in terms of quality. I may not even being fair to the national league!

It’s a relegation scrap isn’t it.

 

[lawros left foot]

If Utd lose, does that mean they couldn’t afford Pedro?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Has Ally McCoist got a bit of a drunken lisp going on tonight!

 

[lawros left foot]

Sorry, fat fingers, I meant a Pedallo.

 

[jcdenton08]

Has Ally McCoist got a bit of a drunken lisp going on tonight!

He’s just Scottish.


So yes, he’s drunk.