[Albion] Petition that will save english football and bring back the football passion

[Anger]

Lost me at pyros

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Nope

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

A petition to allow pyro in stadiums [sic]

Oh Lord

Was there a bit in there about being allowed to use traditional football expletives,
such as p**f and ni**er?
And recapitulate the age old tradition of pissing down the back of the leg of the bloke standing in front of you?
(They used to do that on the Kop, albeit we have always been to small a club for that sort of thing).

Anyway, unless the petition guarantees that we get fair referee bias against the big sides,
while not being dictated to by smaller clubs,
I'm OUT!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I'd love to know how many people in football grounds up and down the country don't join in with chants, etc simply due to a lack of pyros.... Time for a poll?

My excuse is I have a lack of empathy with knock-kneed chickens and bow-legged hens.
(and truth be told, I was never shown how to give a widdle. Some sort of Euro water-spot thing?).

 

[PascalGroß Tips]

Was there a bit in there about being allowed to use traditional football expletives,
such as p**f and ni**er?
And recapitulate the age old tradition of pissing down the back of the leg of the bloke standing in front of you?
(They used to do that on the Kop, albeit we have always been to small a club for that sort of thing).

Anyway, unless the petition guarantees that we get fair referee bias against the big sides,
while not being dictated to by smaller clubs,
I'm OUT!

That’s what a rolled up Liverpool Echo was used for.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

And recapitulate the age old tradition of pissing down the back of the leg of the bloke standing in front of you?

It was a close shave at Wembley in 83 for anyone near the back as a few were pissing against the back wall especially if you holes in your Adidas Kicks.

 

[Justice]

Don’t we already have controlled Piros? Those stupid fireworks that go off as the teams come out.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

English lads, lads, lads. Although maybe just England fans. I am confused.

Careful now: if you say your English these days....

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Careful now: if you say your English these days....

I know.

Sent from and monitored by HMP Brixton - views are of the prisoner and not representative of HMP Brixton or HM King Charles

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Was there a bit in there about being allowed to use traditional football expletives,
such as p**f and ni**er?
And recapitulate the age old tradition of pissing down the back of the leg of the bloke standing in front of you?
(They used to do that on the Kop, albeit we have always been to small a club for that sort of thing).

Anyway, unless the petition guarantees that we get fair referee bias against the big sides,
while not being dictated to by smaller clubs,
I'm OUT!

I'm confused again. When we buy bananas to throw, can they be straight or do they have to be bendy? Can't remember which one the EU doesn't like so we need to like. I know celery is fine as that is grown here but I guess salami is out as it is foreign Italian muck?

 

[WATFORD zero]

Don’t we already have controlled Piros? Those stupid fireworks that go off as the teams come out.

And before that Robert Sanchez did his best to smuggle fireworks in, up the exhaust pipe of that monstrosity he drove

 

[Gazwag]

Pyro’s - sorry no.

Did they ever release the number of fans who were serious injured when Marseille came to the ground in December 2023 and they set off their dreadful pyrotechnics, it was awful I tell you, just awful

 

[Muzzman]

I don't think this petition will save football I'm afraid, I appreciate the bold statement though, although a little optimistic.

 

[Anger]

It was a close shave at Wembley in 83 for anyone near the back as a few were pissing against the back wall especially if you holes in your Adidas Kicks.

Ah yes, the rivers of p***. They weren’t just on the terraces, I remember seeing the rivers on the stairs underneath the stands too.

Sturdy footwear was a Must Have that day.

 

[SouthSaxon]

Introduction of pyros would immediately result in the local constabulary increasing match policing costs by a factor of <insert large number>. Not to mention stewarding costs, burns unit on standby etc.

All that paid by a…<checks notes>…reduction in ticket prices!

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Did they ever release the number of fans who were serious injured when Marseille came to the ground in December 2023 and they set off their dreadful pyrotechnics, it was awful I tell you, just awful

You can mock, but Arsenal away, the chap in front of me needed medical attention due to one….

Working for the NHS I’d rather the Emergency Department wasn’t clogged up with people with breathing difficulties, as a result of something that could be avoided….

But carry on….

 

[Gazwag]

I'm surprised there isnt a petition to ban the pre match fireworks, they create a load of smoke. Maybe British fans are more at risk than overseas fans.

 

[darkwolf666]

Did they ever release the number of fans who were serious injured when Marseille came to the ground in December 2023 and they set off their dreadful pyrotechnics, it was awful I tell you, just awful

Agree, nothing to see here (sic), oh, hang on…

Football flare death lessons 'not learnt,' says victim's son

A man whose father was killed by a distress flare at an international football match 20 years ago says "nothing has been learnt" from the tragedy.

www.bbc.co.uk

or from a less emotive, but more technical perspective…

https://www.uefa.com/MultimediaFiles/Download/uefaorg/Stadium&Security/02/48/11/68/2481168_DOWNLOAD.pdf

 

[Zeberdi]

You can mock, but Arsenal away, the chap in front of me needed medical attention due to one….

Working for the NHS I’d rather the Emergency Department wasn’t clogged up with people with breathing difficulties, as a result of something that could be avoided….

But carry on….

or players being injured (especially GKs ) with pyros being thrown onto pitch by away fans

Russia keeper Akinfeev hit by flare in abandoned Montenegro match

Russia goalkeeper Igor Akinfeev is struck by a flare as their Euro 2016 qualifier with Montenegro is abandoned.

www.bbc.co.uk

Argentine match suspended after goalkeeper suffers injury from flare thrown from stands

If you think scenes from the stands at football grounds in England this season have been disgraceful, just be thankful you are not in Argentina.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Seagull on the Hill]

Careful now: if you say your English these days....

you're, it's you're!