[Misc] I do love a bidet….

[Bakero]

So do I. My plumber thought it was very strange.

So did mine, an Argentinian fella. However, after his initial confusion he was quite taken by the idea and said he was going to install one at his place

 

[OzMike]

We are currently on holiday in Bali and our room has a 'robobog'. It lifts the seat when you walk in and knows if you have done a number 1 or 2. Once it detects a no 2 the water jet starts and goes on for about 2 mins, then the dryer comes into play, then it flushes automatically and gives an electronic noise to let you know all is done.
It also has a built in night light that comes on for night time use.
There is also a standard bog downstairs, in case of a power cut. The sleeping area is up on a gantry, with a small ensuite attached.

 

[clapham_gull]

The Londoner in Leicester Square has the Japanese toilets.

He should give them back.

 

[clapham_gull]

We are currently on holiday in Bali and our room has a 'robobog'. It lifts the seat when you walk in and knows if you have done a number 1 or 2. Once it detects a no 2 the water jet starts and goes on for about 2 mins, then the dryer comes into play, then it flushes automatically and gives an electronic noise to let you know all is done.
It also has a built in night light that comes on for night time use.
There is also a standard bog downstairs, in case of a power cut. The sleeping area is up on a gantry, with a small ensuite attached.

AI (*) is an incredible thing.

(*) Arse Intelligence.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Serious question from someone who has never used one of things: don’t your clothes and the bathroom floor get very wet?

Depends if I installed it……..

 

[BN9 BHA]

We are currently on holiday in Bali and our room has a 'robobog'. It lifts the seat when you walk in and knows if you have done a number 1 or 2. Once it detects a no 2 the water jet starts and goes on for about 2 mins, then the dryer comes into play, then it flushes automatically and gives an electronic noise to let you know all is done.
It also has a built in night light that comes on for night time use.
There is also a standard bog downstairs, in case of a power cut. The sleeping area is up on a gantry, with a small ensuite attached.

I’m on holiday klaxon

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

I came across these automatic polythene toilet seat covers, mainly at airports, when I was living in the States. Americans seem fixated with toilet seats and germs in public toilets. They would often place bog paper all around the seat (and leave it there) so I suppose this gizmo was inevitable

Seen this in Switzerland as well.

What I do like is that some Swiss toilets have the cleaning spray so you can spray a little on some toilet paper to clean the seat before you use it.

 

[Pickles]

 

[Pickles]

The above was just sent to me from my boy that's currently in Vietnam.....posh or what...

 

[clapham_gull]

Seen this in Switzerland as well.

I never got on with the ones that have a built-in cuckoo clock.

 

[Motogull]

The other benefit of jetwashing your aris emerges when you have one of those muddy episodes where you think you will be wiping all day, so you sit over the side of the bath and use the shower head.

You can't beat a clean date, a clean helmet and a freshly shampooed bush.

 

[BN9 BHA]

The other benefit of jetwashing your aris emerges when you have one of those muddy episodes where you think you will be wiping all day, so you sit over the side of the bath and use the shower head.

You can't beat a clean date, a clean helmet and a freshly shampooed bush.

 

[oneillco]

I sometimes (quite often) despair of some of the threads started on here. I'm trying to imagine the thought process behind posting about the love of bidets on a football related forum. Plain weird...

 

[Wrong-Direction]

I sometimes (quite often) despair of some of the threads started on here. I'm trying to imagine the thought process behind posting about the love of bidets on a football related forum. Plain weird...

Bog off...

 

[BN9 BHA]

I sometimes (quite often) despair of some of the threads started on here. I'm trying to imagine the thought process behind posting about the love of bidets on a football related forum. Plain weird...

I like light hearted threads like this, much better than arguments about politics

 

[Motogull]

I like light hearted threads like this, much better than arguments about politics

You can speak for yourself. This is a deeply serious thread for most of us.

 

[BN9 BHA]

You can speak for yourself. This is a deeply serious thread for most of us.

After reading your posts on this thread I would say that you need a decent plumber to install a bidet in your home

 

[Questions]

Imagine if that was the thing that split you two up? Of all the things...

We’ve worked our way through it.

 

[Barham's tash]

I've been entrenched in Doha for coming up to seven weeks now and I am yet to dare try and use the BUM GUN.

It literally scares the crap out of me. Everytime I visit the office traps the scene I am met with is akin to the aftermath of filming the scene in Titanic when the water rushes up through the decks and breaks the the glass on the ship's (poop)deck. Water EVERYWHERE. And despite the trap looking like this the locals stroll out whistling to themselves dry as a bone and I have ABSOLUTELY no clue what happens when they're in there.

That and I just know if I did I would leave half a gateaux up my jaxie and end up with poocoloured water stains all over my clothes.

 

[Questions]

My mate gets marmite pot which I’ll let you all work out - pun intended - and is going to have fitted. He also gets the Rockford’s.